JPAnalyst
@jaydpauley.bsky.social
I don’t do my own research.
🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
🔹ANALYST: Football, Marketing, Sales
🔹DATAVIZ: Football, Current Events, Social and Political
🔹COMMENTARY: Football, Politics, Culture.
JJ McCarthy tells us his alter ego “9” threw a touchdown.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
JJ McCarthy tells us his alter ego “9” threw a touchdown.
They didn’t like the BLS jobs report so they fired the person in charge, and now Door Dash is providing economic data to America.
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
They didn’t like the BLS jobs report so they fired the person in charge, and now Door Dash is providing economic data to America.
If you asked AI to make a photo of a racist maga woman who owns an anti-woke PR firm, and who tried to become Donald Trump’s press Secretary, she is the exact picture AI would draw.
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you asked AI to make a photo of a racist maga woman who owns an anti-woke PR firm, and who tried to become Donald Trump’s press Secretary, she is the exact picture AI would draw.
The problem is they pointed everywhere except this one spot. Someone should have pointed there.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The problem is they pointed everywhere except this one spot. Someone should have pointed there.
My bad. Here's the highest uncatchable pass rates by QBs when not facing pressure (min. 70 dropbacks -- to fit McCarthy's four games in the group):
1. J.J. McCarthy - 30.6%
2. Dillon Gabriel - 30.2%
3. Cam Ward - 28.0%
4. Michael Penix - 27.0%
5. Carson Wentz - 26.3%
1. J.J. McCarthy - 30.6%
2. Dillon Gabriel - 30.2%
3. Cam Ward - 28.0%
4. Michael Penix - 27.0%
5. Carson Wentz - 26.3%
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I can see by some of these comments, that JJ McCarthy is going to have a bit of a cult-like following. Any criticism of him is going to be a mine-field.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can see by some of these comments, that JJ McCarthy is going to have a bit of a cult-like following. Any criticism of him is going to be a mine-field.
This is like that stuff @benjaminsolak.bsky.social drinks during podcasts and blames his wife for it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This is like that stuff @benjaminsolak.bsky.social drinks during podcasts and blames his wife for it.
New book about Trump’s decline coming next week!
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
New book about Trump’s decline coming next week!
It would have been much easier for #Target to just not come out and tell us they hate diversify three days after Trump became president. Smiling at me isn’t going to get me back in their store.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It would have been much easier for #Target to just not come out and tell us they hate diversify three days after Trump became president. Smiling at me isn’t going to get me back in their store.
A shape-shifting opportunist. His only values and ideals are whatever gives him the most power and clout. He would pretend to be a socialist Democrat if he thought that would give him the best chance at power.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
A shape-shifting opportunist. His only values and ideals are whatever gives him the most power and clout. He would pretend to be a socialist Democrat if he thought that would give him the best chance at power.
About 10 years ago, Republican congressman Stephen King ended his career by being racist out loud. Today we hear worse nearly every day from our political leadership and there are zero consequences. We have regressed so incredibly fast.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
About 10 years ago, Republican congressman Stephen King ended his career by being racist out loud. Today we hear worse nearly every day from our political leadership and there are zero consequences. We have regressed so incredibly fast.
Damn. We can’t have nice things.
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Damn. We can’t have nice things.
Assuming Mevis plays, he will be the 2nd thiccest kicker ever per BMI. Sebastian Janikowski at 6’1’’ 260 lbs is the thiccest.
Here’s the list of thicc kicks (BMI)
1. S.Janikowski (34.3 BMI)
2. H.Mevis (33.9)
3. T.Dempsy (32.7)
4. Ryhs Lloyd (32.2)
5. J.Tuthill (32.1)
H/t @stathead.com
Here’s the list of thicc kicks (BMI)
1. S.Janikowski (34.3 BMI)
2. H.Mevis (33.9)
3. T.Dempsy (32.7)
4. Ryhs Lloyd (32.2)
5. J.Tuthill (32.1)
H/t @stathead.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Assuming Mevis plays, he will be the 2nd thiccest kicker ever per BMI. Sebastian Janikowski at 6’1’’ 260 lbs is the thiccest.
Here’s the list of thicc kicks (BMI)
1. S.Janikowski (34.3 BMI)
2. H.Mevis (33.9)
3. T.Dempsy (32.7)
4. Ryhs Lloyd (32.2)
5. J.Tuthill (32.1)
H/t @stathead.com
Here’s the list of thicc kicks (BMI)
1. S.Janikowski (34.3 BMI)
2. H.Mevis (33.9)
3. T.Dempsy (32.7)
4. Ryhs Lloyd (32.2)
5. J.Tuthill (32.1)
H/t @stathead.com
Let’s burn down more forests, and fuel our epistemic crisis with more fake AI videos. This is trash.
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Let’s burn down more forests, and fuel our epistemic crisis with more fake AI videos. This is trash.
Our tax dollars also payed for the 20 agents to raid sandwich guy’s house in the middle of the night, with a camera crew so they could make a propaganda video.
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Our tax dollars also payed for the 20 agents to raid sandwich guy’s house in the middle of the night, with a camera crew so they could make a propaganda video.
An all-time classic.
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
An all-time classic.
He kind of a jerk, but I guess Nate Silver?
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
He kind of a jerk, but I guess Nate Silver?
In real life, we sent 20 agents in the middle of the night to arrest the sandwich thrower. Our reality is almost The Onion.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
In real life, we sent 20 agents in the middle of the night to arrest the sandwich thrower. Our reality is almost The Onion.
That 7% just became 9%. Did you think about that?
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That 7% just became 9%. Did you think about that?