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Jayde
@jayde913.bsky.social
28 year old nonbinary/genderfluid pansexual & aspiring housewife
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just for the record, I have a zero-tolerance policy towards transphobia and if I see it in my mentions it's an instant block.
March 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Every time there's a discussion about YouTube and the algorithm, there are inevitably people who complain about the fact that it will sometimes surface videos that you have already watched.

I don't know why anyone complains about that when it reminds you of bangers like this
youtu.be/6Ajhzlq42f0
Super Spice Bros 2
YouTube video by MowtenDoo
youtu.be
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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*Kinda handy to have 'em all in one place, it's like hanging a rope-of-garlic for vampires
February 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Americans are ~2.5x more likely to die in a crash than a Canadian, ~3.5x more likely than a Spaniard, and ~5x more likely than a Japanese person.

Here are a few of the articles I wrote in 2024 trying to understand why the US is uniquely terrible at road safety.

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December 31, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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The clearest evidence to me that human brains have some irreconcilable differences comes from the popularity of the idea that the only button a microwave oven needs is +30 seconds and how that doesn't fit at all with how much I would hate such a microwave with a passion.
December 12, 2024 at 8:58 PM
I can't believe these are called "skeets"
December 2, 2024 at 2:29 PM