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Baron Von Hofmann
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*Insert galimatias*
They have risen!
May 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I do my own laundry because I am an adult. I do every step: I wash it, I dry it, and I leave it in the dryer until I wear it.

This might just be because I hate myself too much to ever marry and burden another person with myself, but if I did not do my own laundry I would hate myself even more.
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just received my first order of the light roast a few days ago. Good cause and good coffee!
May 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You want me to list the lies of MAGA? That could take a very long time…
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Harvard did not do this. Aren’t there enough lies from the other side?
May 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I found the link! I am also not surprised that it is a bad idea, but kind of surprised that apparently boiled mushroom spores would begin to grow mycelium in the blood! www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
A “Trip” to the Intensive Care Unit: An Intravenous Injection of Psilocybin
www.sciencedirect.com
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Have you read about the medical case of the fellow who attempted to microdose psilocybin mushrooms through intravenous injection? It does turn out that you should not do that.
April 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Aw man, you guys are still allowed to vote? Why do Canadians get to have all of the fun? down here it is looking like instead of voting all we have to look forward to is having our necks stomped on forever.
April 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
so far the consequences seem to be limited to "growing rich beyond their wildest imaginations"...

This is exactly why I do not worship you, God...
April 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this is why I always make sure to displace the poorest of the vegetables in my garden to build a highway or railroad track as a division line...
April 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is The Spoops, not technically a puppy but I like showing her off...
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
if he lives to be that old, he damn well better be in jail by then...
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Million. "M" is the Roman numeral for 1000. "MM" is pretty standard for expressing 1 million.
April 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Had a risk assessment class in college. We learned about micro morts (1 micromort = 1 death in a pop of 1MM). Being in a polluted city, such as Boston, for three days is one micromort. Living with an indoor smoker for three months is also one micromort.
April 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
you are the first person other than myself I have ever seen correct the Bible thing. I have a lot of books with built-in ribbon bookmarks and it was right side up. There are 1 million real things to criticize him for, and I think we should stick to the real things...
April 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think you must be right, it is her dead name. Definitely the same book!
April 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just ordered based on this recommendation, but it had a different author's name? Is there another book with the same title by a different author?
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No bogarting while buggering the Moldbugger
April 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"how did Obama cause this?"
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if we can’t trust somebody named Farty Poop Fart, who can we trust?
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM