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Baron Von Hofmann
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*Insert galimatias*
I liked this bird in Puerto Rico. However, it was fairly ambivalent about me.
April 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In the first example of Bluesky having any effect on my outside-of-the-internet life, I ended up picking up Neoreaction A Basilisk by @eruditorumpress.com based on a rec in a reply thread. Great look at the insidious little shits behind the nRx movement...
April 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
She's a dive bar kind of girl...
April 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Get yourself a dog that you can leave alone with your dinner, and take her on the grandest of adventures...
April 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Post dog
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I still haven’t been invited to a single guinea worm party...

Is it me?
March 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Guys! I got a full row on my fascism BINGO card without even using the free space!
March 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My spiritual accounts are deep in the red...
March 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
not even sure what this #mushroom is (giant polypore?) but it was meaty...
February 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Now is the time to buy history books.

Don’t assume that you will be able to find it online when you need it.
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Has anyone tried to explain to the American bigots that USAID's work has a very direct impact on lowering the number of desperate folks crossing the US border?
February 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bluesky is a little like Twitter, in that it's a great way to shout through a megaphone to millions of people that you don't want people to reply to you when you shout through a megaphone to millions of people...
February 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Who needs a valentine? They would probably just take up time that I could be spending with my dog.
February 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am not currently opposed to the US becoming Canada's 11th province...
February 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I hear "we turned out fine" an awful lot from people who can't wrap their heads around the idea of survivorship bias...
February 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Baron Von Hofmann
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February 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
once upon a time, this was mostly a #mushroom account

We had fun
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thanks, Bluesky, for the DMs full of Instagram models who have no followers or content here, appear to all be in their mid-20s, and who messaged me out of the blue despite never having interacted with me in any way.

My love luck has turned around!

(but maybe send a few who are closer to my age)
February 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sometimes it seems like we live in the worst possible timeline. But then I realize that there could be a timeline where everything is the same, except the Chiefs won and Drake played the halftime show...

There's always a silver lining.
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
One of my hobbies is eating mushrooms and trying to understand the texture of my dog...
February 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Since Nov 4 2025:
1. Found out new house is across from methadone clinic
2. Got pricked on a syringe sorting dirty diapers out of my recycling bin
3. Computer caught fire
4. Car engine self-destructed at 99k (while on way to pick up new computer)
5. Furnace has broken (twice)
6. Broke fibula
February 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I guess I dun goofed...
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Last spring I built my mom a small chicken coop with a 10‘ x 10‘ run. It has become a chicken shanty town...
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tripped over a large branch in the dark and now I am the proud owner of a cankle that looks like a bratwurst...
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I had five boiled eggs for dinner and I finally understand why they always told me that money can’t buy happiness...
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM