Jay Castration
@jaycastration.bsky.social
He/Him - Jimvox "Jay" Castration.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
Peristalsis knows my name and cowers in fear of it for they know they cannot compete
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Peristalsis knows my name and cowers in fear of it for they know they cannot compete
#1: Bolt through the blades rusted and broke off the two halves
#4: sister accidentally superglued the blades together and now they actually are fused together as though they are one solid piece of metal
#4: sister accidentally superglued the blades together and now they actually are fused together as though they are one solid piece of metal
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 AM
#1: Bolt through the blades rusted and broke off the two halves
#4: sister accidentally superglued the blades together and now they actually are fused together as though they are one solid piece of metal
#4: sister accidentally superglued the blades together and now they actually are fused together as though they are one solid piece of metal
i skipped single checking and double checking though so maybe that's why i keep finding the eroded remnants of what once could have been in my pockets after a wash
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
i skipped single checking and double checking though so maybe that's why i keep finding the eroded remnants of what once could have been in my pockets after a wash
his sig move Obstruct might be the most fun and annoying move in the whole game it's like a big Fuck You to the opposing pokemon and baby, that's Punk Rock.
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
his sig move Obstruct might be the most fun and annoying move in the whole game it's like a big Fuck You to the opposing pokemon and baby, that's Punk Rock.
some of my fondest memories of panic attacks i've had throughout the years have always had that one word repeating rapidly in my head at different intonations and pronunciations
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
some of my fondest memories of panic attacks i've had throughout the years have always had that one word repeating rapidly in my head at different intonations and pronunciations
I hadn't considered organic condoms but that actually makes a lot more sense than balloons
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I hadn't considered organic condoms but that actually makes a lot more sense than balloons
Locked in a room forced to constantly grow foreskin only to cut it off again and again for the bottom line of a corporation
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Locked in a room forced to constantly grow foreskin only to cut it off again and again for the bottom line of a corporation