Jay Castration
@jaycastration.bsky.social
He/Him - Jimvox "Jay" Castration.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
i call my pussy the Stronghold because the grip can tear a limb clean off and no one has penetrated my defences yet
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 AM
i call my pussy the Stronghold because the grip can tear a limb clean off and no one has penetrated my defences yet
i got like 3 pairs of scissors since i moved out a couple of months ago and they've all been breaking over time in increasingly weird and uncommon ways
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 AM
i got like 3 pairs of scissors since i moved out a couple of months ago and they've all been breaking over time in increasingly weird and uncommon ways
practicing for my future boyfriend by viciously jerking off the kitchen utensils with soap and a sponge when washing dishes
January 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
practicing for my future boyfriend by viciously jerking off the kitchen utensils with soap and a sponge when washing dishes
I carry so many small metal objects like carabiners and keys on me 24/7 I would make a metal detector light up like a Christmas tree
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I carry so many small metal objects like carabiners and keys on me 24/7 I would make a metal detector light up like a Christmas tree
whoever keeps stealing my underwear your mom's a hoe
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
whoever keeps stealing my underwear your mom's a hoe
triple-quadruple-quintuple-checking my pants before putting them in the wash just in case i forgot an important quest object or living organism in my black-hole-esque men's cargo pants pockets
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
triple-quadruple-quintuple-checking my pants before putting them in the wash just in case i forgot an important quest object or living organism in my black-hole-esque men's cargo pants pockets
i've only had trinity: daughter of wonder woman for six issues but i feel like she is my daughter too because if anything happened to her i would kill everyone and then myself
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 AM
i've only had trinity: daughter of wonder woman for six issues but i feel like she is my daughter too because if anything happened to her i would kill everyone and then myself
obstagoon might be the one pokemon that i've turned 180 on the most the first time i saw him i thought he looked stupid as fuck and they turned my cute ferret guy into a weirdo but now i realize everything about him fullfills the archetype of a abrasive punk including his moveset
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
obstagoon might be the one pokemon that i've turned 180 on the most the first time i saw him i thought he looked stupid as fuck and they turned my cute ferret guy into a weirdo but now i realize everything about him fullfills the archetype of a abrasive punk including his moveset
bro if i ever catch you eating shredded wheat i'll tear your fucking throat out
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
bro if i ever catch you eating shredded wheat i'll tear your fucking throat out
it would be exhausting for a mind reader to take a look under the hood of my brain. it's like second-hand smoking of cognito-hazards. i could make the fuckers head explode
"why does he keep repeating "neo-dadaism" in his head over and over every time he gets even a little bit stressed out"
"why does he keep repeating "neo-dadaism" in his head over and over every time he gets even a little bit stressed out"
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
it would be exhausting for a mind reader to take a look under the hood of my brain. it's like second-hand smoking of cognito-hazards. i could make the fuckers head explode
"why does he keep repeating "neo-dadaism" in his head over and over every time he gets even a little bit stressed out"
"why does he keep repeating "neo-dadaism" in his head over and over every time he gets even a little bit stressed out"
shoutout to TORSO REPLACED BY HUGE GAPING MAW WHERE THE TEETH ARE RIBS gotta be my favorite horror trope
January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
shoutout to TORSO REPLACED BY HUGE GAPING MAW WHERE THE TEETH ARE RIBS gotta be my favorite horror trope
catch me in avatar land where the blue people are and i'll be all up in that bluehole™ like it's PUBG™ and by the time i am done i will be a player, known and the battleground will be That Pussy
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
catch me in avatar land where the blue people are and i'll be all up in that bluehole™ like it's PUBG™ and by the time i am done i will be a player, known and the battleground will be That Pussy
yes, hello, AI chat bot, please generate for me an image of this guy eating a whole plate of spaghetti using nothing but the peristalsis of his ass please. thanks
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
yes, hello, AI chat bot, please generate for me an image of this guy eating a whole plate of spaghetti using nothing but the peristalsis of his ass please. thanks
Shout-out to all the kids I wishing their dogs would live forever Fluffy IS still alive in the farm upstate and he IS begging for death every moment of it's unnaturally extended life
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Shout-out to all the kids I wishing their dogs would live forever Fluffy IS still alive in the farm upstate and he IS begging for death every moment of it's unnaturally extended life
Spewing period blood from my face every time I shave my face
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Spewing period blood from my face every time I shave my face
First man to regrow their foreskin is gonna revolutionize the balloon industry.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
First man to regrow their foreskin is gonna revolutionize the balloon industry.
In a cargo box?
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
In a cargo box?
Maaan, the steam machine is going to cost so fucking much
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Maaan, the steam machine is going to cost so fucking much
speaking of cassandra cain the 2022 batgirls series with cass and spoiler have so much fucking awesome art i love these two so much
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
speaking of cassandra cain the 2022 batgirls series with cass and spoiler have so much fucking awesome art i love these two so much
i found a website that archives the cover art and cover art variants for comics and i looked up batgirl (2000) because i love that series and i found this
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i found a website that archives the cover art and cover art variants for comics and i looked up batgirl (2000) because i love that series and i found this
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
I need a tiny diva cup shoved into my urethra to catch the little bit of pee that doesn't come out and ends up soaking my boxers
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I need a tiny diva cup shoved into my urethra to catch the little bit of pee that doesn't come out and ends up soaking my boxers
i don't really care for the nemesis or nemesis reloaded comics but this panel brings me so much joy anyway he's such a fucking tool
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
i don't really care for the nemesis or nemesis reloaded comics but this panel brings me so much joy anyway he's such a fucking tool
eye crusties are like a salty snack that your body naturally generates every day as a reward for staying a life
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
eye crusties are like a salty snack that your body naturally generates every day as a reward for staying a life
i didnt get why people liked blood sausage so much then i started sucking dick wrong and now i get it
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i didnt get why people liked blood sausage so much then i started sucking dick wrong and now i get it
I am one more day closer to the void when my life is no longer and i can only hope that i accomplished all that i want before that time: :C
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I am one more day closer to the void when my life is no longer and i can only hope that i accomplished all that i want before that time: :C
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C: