Congratulations to CID for getting Ironic reviewer status, and Satoshi and Mehdi for their first OpenStack contributions!

...and we can't forget the work done on BM API coverage in gophercloud by Adam!

Please refrain from putting advertisements with violent imagery (cannibalism certainly counts) in my replies.

Like, listen, do you think I am *not* a wobbly ball of horror whenever I let myself think about anything but the immediate task in front of me? But that feeling accomplishes nothing by itself, so I post about birds and the dog and coveting weird little cactus.

Have hit the stage of trying to negotiate with the wailing cat. “Sweetie, I know. You think if you yell loud enough, the world will change. I’ve been trying that for forty-seven years and it hasn’t worked for me either.”

Thanks for coming over here! Need more hockey folks over here (or in the fediverse/mastodon) :D

Safety stuff? Fire extinguisher, CO/Smoke detectors, etc

Nobody has ever in the history of this image type called it an "ah mee" outside of Amazon offices, right? RIGHT?

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

When buying my house, I had to sign something promising I wasn't the "Jason Faulkner" who apparently owes a CRAPTON of back child support.