Jaxident Prone 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@jaxidentprone.bsky.social
33 • Trans, bi • Runs on Dr Pepper and weed • Blues fan since birth, CITY SC fan since day 1 • Dog/cat dad • Mediocre comedian/okayish YouTuber
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November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Every time I'm in A Situation™ the urge to find an affordable RV to live in with my four-legged children so we can live quite literally wherever I want grows stronger
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Every time I'm in A Situation™ the urge to find an affordable RV to live in with my four-legged children so we can live quite literally wherever I want grows stronger
The problem with being bisexual is that Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji are both incredibly hot and if I ever ran into them in public I would simply melt into a puddle.
Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.
Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The problem with being bisexual is that Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji are both incredibly hot and if I ever ran into them in public I would simply melt into a puddle.
Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.
Thankfully I live in the Midwest and they're about to be the first couple of NYC so I'm safe.
Starting to think Dan Kelly's ghost put a curse on the Blues for laying off his son
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Starting to think Dan Kelly's ghost put a curse on the Blues for laying off his son
So I'm recently single and it is 150000% by choice so I swear to every deity of every religion, if anyone tries to change that within the next year and a half /MINIMUM/, I will squirt you with a Super Soaker continuously until you run away.
(Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)
(Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So I'm recently single and it is 150000% by choice so I swear to every deity of every religion, if anyone tries to change that within the next year and a half /MINIMUM/, I will squirt you with a Super Soaker continuously until you run away.
(Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)
(Probably showing this post to my therapist next week lol)
"ItS aBoUt ThE cOnTeXt"
The context does not make what he said any less horrendous
The context does not make what he said any less horrendous
September 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"ItS aBoUt ThE cOnTeXt"
The context does not make what he said any less horrendous
The context does not make what he said any less horrendous
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The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.
September 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.
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The only bad news announced today.
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The only bad news announced today.
God I miss when the news was just "coming up next, why your children shouldn't watch SpongeBob" and it's just now-former KMOV anchor Larry Connors calling SpongeBob a faggot
September 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
God I miss when the news was just "coming up next, why your children shouldn't watch SpongeBob" and it's just now-former KMOV anchor Larry Connors calling SpongeBob a faggot
Gun violence is one of our nation's greatest challenges and no one should have to face their end in a such a horrible, violent way.
September 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Gun violence is one of our nation's greatest challenges and no one should have to face their end in a such a horrible, violent way.
What kind of analytic data does Spotify give to artists? Is Myra fully aware that there is one 33-year-old man that bumps her hit 2001 song "Miracles Happen (When You Believe)" from The Princess Diaries soundtrack on his drive home from work every day?
September 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What kind of analytic data does Spotify give to artists? Is Myra fully aware that there is one 33-year-old man that bumps her hit 2001 song "Miracles Happen (When You Believe)" from The Princess Diaries soundtrack on his drive home from work every day?
*googles "signs my cat imprinted on me"*
*It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*
*It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*
August 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
*googles "signs my cat imprinted on me"*
*It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*
*It's just a list of behaviors that my cat is actively doing right now*
Alien: *develops class consciousness*
Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.
Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.
August 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Alien: *develops class consciousness*
Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.
Me: And that was "Josie and the Pussycats" starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, and Parker Posey.
Me, singing to my black cat: 🎶 Hold me closer, tiny panther 🎶
My partner: It's Tony Danza.
My partner: It's Tony Danza.
July 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me, singing to my black cat: 🎶 Hold me closer, tiny panther 🎶
My partner: It's Tony Danza.
My partner: It's Tony Danza.
Stoners with dyscalculia rise up
204 blaze it
204 blaze it
July 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Stoners with dyscalculia rise up
204 blaze it
204 blaze it
My favorite part of The Little Mermaid 2 is how Louis the chef not only immediately recognizes Sebastian after over a decade, but it's still on sight after all these years
June 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My favorite part of The Little Mermaid 2 is how Louis the chef not only immediately recognizes Sebastian after over a decade, but it's still on sight after all these years
Rest in peace Andy Kauffman you would have loved Nathan Fielder
May 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rest in peace Andy Kauffman you would have loved Nathan Fielder
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
theonion.com/a-shatt...
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I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the Edmonton Oilers for not knowing how to match an offer sheet, and to the Boston Bruins for firing Jim Montgomery.
March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to the Edmonton Oilers for not knowing how to match an offer sheet, and to the Boston Bruins for firing Jim Montgomery.
Happy 314 Day to my fellow St. Louisans! The unique culture, unbeatable food, and the incredible communities we've built more than deserve to be celebrated today and every day.
(And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)
(And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy 314 Day to my fellow St. Louisans! The unique culture, unbeatable food, and the incredible communities we've built more than deserve to be celebrated today and every day.
(And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)
(And for those of you who aren't deeply traumatized by math like I am, Happy Pi Day!)
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This never gets old.
Ever.
Ever.
donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle
Alt: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle who attacks him and Trump recoils in fear.
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
This never gets old.
Ever.
Ever.
To whomever left this in the teen section of the library where I work:
You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.
You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.
February 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
To whomever left this in the teen section of the library where I work:
You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.
You have a LOT of talent. Keep it up.
Idk why it's called seaweed when it doesn't get you high at all
January 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Idk why it's called seaweed when it doesn't get you high at all
Watching the Pokémon anime on my lunch break and every time Jigglypuff sings someone to sleep all my insomniac ass can think is "I wish Pokémon were real"
January 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Watching the Pokémon anime on my lunch break and every time Jigglypuff sings someone to sleep all my insomniac ass can think is "I wish Pokémon were real"