Jax
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I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
cock shot every time i go to bed like aight sure
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
cock shot every time i go to bed like aight sure
Hell yea this is awesome
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hell yea this is awesome
Who’s a good puppy? Who wants the stick? Huh? Is it you?
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Who’s a good puppy? Who wants the stick? Huh? Is it you?
Oh wow it actually works
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh wow it actually works
I’d like to mention I’m like, cursed with this face in the older Animal Crossing games. I always end up with the two small far away eyes face to such an extent I’ve just accepted it.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’d like to mention I’m like, cursed with this face in the older Animal Crossing games. I always end up with the two small far away eyes face to such an extent I’ve just accepted it.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
Wow. Real good idea Nintendo. If it fails to read your system memory you deadass have to hold the power button here. You cannot progress the dialog any further and the Wii won’t even respond to the power button being single pressed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wow. Real good idea Nintendo. If it fails to read your system memory you deadass have to hold the power button here. You cannot progress the dialog any further and the Wii won’t even respond to the power button being single pressed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Bro fuck specifically that one guy in the corner
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bro fuck specifically that one guy in the corner
Oh
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
me when i fucking GET you
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 AM
me when i fucking GET you
This has to be a money laundering scheme who is still funding this
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This has to be a money laundering scheme who is still funding this
If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to cle-GAA CK
October 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to cle-GAA CK
To the surprise of no one
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
To the surprise of no one
>walks up to me with a baseball ball covered in nails
>attacks
>is immediately stabbed by protagonist
>is for some reason surprised by this outcome
>ends fight
Is she stupid?
>attacks
>is immediately stabbed by protagonist
>is for some reason surprised by this outcome
>ends fight
Is she stupid?
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
>walks up to me with a baseball ball covered in nails
>attacks
>is immediately stabbed by protagonist
>is for some reason surprised by this outcome
>ends fight
Is she stupid?
>attacks
>is immediately stabbed by protagonist
>is for some reason surprised by this outcome
>ends fight
Is she stupid?
bro is fucking DEAD dead
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
bro is fucking DEAD dead
I’m glad you can blast through the menus the frame you press the button to open them but before they render so you can just instant transmission blow yo brains out.
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m glad you can blast through the menus the frame you press the button to open them but before they render so you can just instant transmission blow yo brains out.
Why does this still work lol
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why does this still work lol