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I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
cock shot every time i go to bed like aight sure
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 AM
cock shot every time i go to bed like aight sure
Accidentally scratches an entire layer of skin off my foot cutely
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Accidentally scratches an entire layer of skin off my foot cutely
Hell yea this is awesome
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hell yea this is awesome
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Did Markiplier CHEAT his FNAF 2 10/20 Win? | Full Technical Analysis
YouTube video by TheBones5
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November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Kobold with normal sized balls
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Kobold with normal sized balls
Republicans realizing they have to glaze a closet faggot for another 3 years and pretend nothing is wrong.
a man is kneeling on the floor in a room with his arms over his head .
ALT: a man is kneeling on the floor in a room with his arms over his head .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Republicans realizing they have to glaze a closet faggot for another 3 years and pretend nothing is wrong.
Random interesting fun fact: modern TVs for whatever reason don’t understand the Wii’s standby mode (where the power light is yellow) so your TV won’t turn off automatically when you turn off the Wii.
It’s annoying!
It’s annoying!
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Random interesting fun fact: modern TVs for whatever reason don’t understand the Wii’s standby mode (where the power light is yellow) so your TV won’t turn off automatically when you turn off the Wii.
It’s annoying!
It’s annoying!
Oh wow it actually works
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh wow it actually works
I’d like to mention I’m like, cursed with this face in the older Animal Crossing games. I always end up with the two small far away eyes face to such an extent I’ve just accepted it.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’d like to mention I’m like, cursed with this face in the older Animal Crossing games. I always end up with the two small far away eyes face to such an extent I’ve just accepted it.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
I never google how to make a face to keep it authentic, but still, goddamn lmao.
Wow. Real good idea Nintendo. If it fails to read your system memory you deadass have to hold the power button here. You cannot progress the dialog any further and the Wii won’t even respond to the power button being single pressed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Wow. Real good idea Nintendo. If it fails to read your system memory you deadass have to hold the power button here. You cannot progress the dialog any further and the Wii won’t even respond to the power button being single pressed.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
God I love fishing in City Folk. It’s much harder to lose your nerve because you can reel the fish in by just… throwing your arm because it responds to motion controls lol.
No accidental A press.
No accidental A press.
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
God I love fishing in City Folk. It’s much harder to lose your nerve because you can reel the fish in by just… throwing your arm because it responds to motion controls lol.
No accidental A press.
No accidental A press.
Damn I got the collector’s jackpot ordering Animal Crossing City Folk from GameStop lol. Fully intact case with no damage, flawless disc, and the manual lol.
I’m not a collector, but still neat.
I’m not a collector, but still neat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Damn I got the collector’s jackpot ordering Animal Crossing City Folk from GameStop lol. Fully intact case with no damage, flawless disc, and the manual lol.
I’m not a collector, but still neat.
I’m not a collector, but still neat.
If you’re in a hollow cube with a pipe connected to it and someone began pumping gallons of cum into the cube until it is completely full and they leave you in there to die, do you drown in the cum or do you suffocate in the cum?
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If you’re in a hollow cube with a pipe connected to it and someone began pumping gallons of cum into the cube until it is completely full and they leave you in there to die, do you drown in the cum or do you suffocate in the cum?
Bro fuck specifically that one guy in the corner
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bro fuck specifically that one guy in the corner
No matter how much I sleep I don’t get enough energy and it’s annoying me
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
No matter how much I sleep I don’t get enough energy and it’s annoying me
My favorite Redditor activity is when something bad happens and there’s a dude in the comments like “you see, *I* told everyone this would happen!” and it’s just like bro who are you
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My favorite Redditor activity is when something bad happens and there’s a dude in the comments like “you see, *I* told everyone this would happen!” and it’s just like bro who are you
Minecraft mod developers making sure their cool mod is for the most backwater random ass pre-“every good update for Minecraft” version they can think of.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Minecraft mod developers making sure their cool mod is for the most backwater random ass pre-“every good update for Minecraft” version they can think of.
i think one of the single silver linings about being sick for me is every single one of my ocd symptoms go away because i physically do not have the energy to focus on them
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i think one of the single silver linings about being sick for me is every single one of my ocd symptoms go away because i physically do not have the energy to focus on them
Oh
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Oh
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse
I just wanted to see if re-entering the room would reset the event as like a bug wow that’s worse