Jax
@jaxdrinksajax.bsky.social
I own like 6 cars and none of 'em are mine.
the roblox coding ai suggestions thing can be neat but half the time it just suggests anarchy
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
the roblox coding ai suggestions thing can be neat but half the time it just suggests anarchy
you simply don't understand my raw power
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
you simply don't understand my raw power
hey so advice for all budding game devs don't add a fucking mountain of view roll for the simple act of looking around unless you're trying to imply the player is drunk as shit because what is this
February 18, 2026 at 3:20 AM
hey so advice for all budding game devs don't add a fucking mountain of view roll for the simple act of looking around unless you're trying to imply the player is drunk as shit because what is this
Know you’re about to watch the most mid porn of your life when it got that fuckass rodent in the bottom right corner
February 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Know you’re about to watch the most mid porn of your life when it got that fuckass rodent in the bottom right corner
I opened Roblox and this is the first thing they recommended to me on the home page 😐
February 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I opened Roblox and this is the first thing they recommended to me on the home page 😐
God only knows why they gave Chef, a support class, one of the lowest speed stats in Miitopia
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 PM
God only knows why they gave Chef, a support class, one of the lowest speed stats in Miitopia
Rub my belayyyy
I get this weird period after I shave where I look okay without any belly hair, then I grow quite a bit of hair back and look hot.
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Rub my belayyyy
I get this weird period after I shave where I look okay without any belly hair, then I grow quite a bit of hair back and look hot.
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
February 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I get this weird period after I shave where I look okay without any belly hair, then I grow quite a bit of hair back and look hot.
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
Then I grow even more hair and now it looks unkempt and bad, but if I keep letting it grow past that point cuz I’m lazy, it gets hot again.
I’m at hair hot #2 currently
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sleepy little kobold asleep in the little bed for sleepy kobolds
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
sleepy little kobold asleep in the little bed for sleepy kobolds
Too bad I’m broke or I’d get Jax with his dick out art to celebrate the sex holiday
February 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Too bad I’m broke or I’d get Jax with his dick out art to celebrate the sex holiday
If you get vored by a gargoyle and it turns back into a statue do you just suffocate and die
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
If you get vored by a gargoyle and it turns back into a statue do you just suffocate and die
Why do people keep calling Expedition 33 by its full legal game like it’s PUBG or something.
Like I get it for PUBG cuz calling it “Battlegrounds” doesn’t exactly narrow it down, but dawg what else is named Expedition 33?
Like I get it for PUBG cuz calling it “Battlegrounds” doesn’t exactly narrow it down, but dawg what else is named Expedition 33?
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Why do people keep calling Expedition 33 by its full legal game like it’s PUBG or something.
Like I get it for PUBG cuz calling it “Battlegrounds” doesn’t exactly narrow it down, but dawg what else is named Expedition 33?
Like I get it for PUBG cuz calling it “Battlegrounds” doesn’t exactly narrow it down, but dawg what else is named Expedition 33?
Watch out! Pedophiles are using this symbol to represent themselves
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February 13, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Watch out! Pedophiles are using this symbol to represent themselves
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I’m sure at least one of you is into vore right
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I’m sure at least one of you is into vore right
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We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social
Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social
We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
spongebob headass worm
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 AM
spongebob headass worm
Tf I’ve had my new PC for like 5 months and there’s practically no dust inside. What voodoo magic is my case made of bro
February 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Tf I’ve had my new PC for like 5 months and there’s practically no dust inside. What voodoo magic is my case made of bro
Little Caesers when you ask them to make anything that isn’t pizza
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Little Caesers when you ask them to make anything that isn’t pizza
Protogens piss me off with their smug face and twink bodies I just wanna grab them and turn them into a fine paste with my dick tbh
February 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Protogens piss me off with their smug face and twink bodies I just wanna grab them and turn them into a fine paste with my dick tbh
i do wonder what causes this
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
i do wonder what causes this