Coyote in an ALDI
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considering that until mere moments ago i was not aware real pokemon existed in the universe, i feel like i am going to be surprised by many more than just #7?
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
considering that until mere moments ago i was not aware real pokemon existed in the universe, i feel like i am going to be surprised by many more than just #7?
they raided my home, but they forgot to search my mustache. the fools. they know not the full extent of my upper-lip-based powers
August 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
they raided my home, but they forgot to search my mustache. the fools. they know not the full extent of my upper-lip-based powers
oh my god can we fucking not…
August 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
oh my god can we fucking not…
*Attending a group Bible study at Applebee's, marrying my high school sweetheart, and hanging up an "it's wine o'clock" poster in my puzzle den in 2024* "Yeah!! Take THAT, Mainstream Society! I'm so FUCKIN' EDGY!!"
August 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*Attending a group Bible study at Applebee's, marrying my high school sweetheart, and hanging up an "it's wine o'clock" poster in my puzzle den in 2024* "Yeah!! Take THAT, Mainstream Society! I'm so FUCKIN' EDGY!!"
as someone who has been unable to shake my habit of nervously housing 3 loaves of sourdough before dates, this is fantastic news
May 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
as someone who has been unable to shake my habit of nervously housing 3 loaves of sourdough before dates, this is fantastic news
pure cultural appropriation. the lack of a beer gut alone should’ve made him aware Wisconsinites would not welcome him
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
pure cultural appropriation. the lack of a beer gut alone should’ve made him aware Wisconsinites would not welcome him
works on contingency?
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
works on contingency?
God made ADAM & EVE, not
December 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
God made ADAM & EVE, not
RFK Jr.'s first day (2025, colorized)
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
RFK Jr.'s first day (2025, colorized)