@javlexp.bsky.social
I salute all of the thanksgiving hosts out there this year. You deserve a Purple Heart for your service.
November 27, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I salute all of the thanksgiving hosts out there this year. You deserve a Purple Heart for your service.
There’s so many more of us Jill Steiners than I thought, my heart is so full ❤️
Me, over the next four years: Don’t blame me, I voted for her.
November 27, 2024 at 10:32 PM
There’s so many more of us Jill Steiners than I thought, my heart is so full ❤️
I would give up my parents for a viral skeet and they would understand
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I would give up my parents for a viral skeet and they would understand
Might spend more than $65 today
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Might spend more than $65 today
We’ve been letting her cook for soooo long, I’m starting to think she doesn’t even eat 😭
if taylor ever releases a cookbook, i’m immediately buying that shit
November 27, 2024 at 10:13 PM
We’ve been letting her cook for soooo long, I’m starting to think she doesn’t even eat 😭
Oomf is bluing once every blue moon
November 25, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Oomf is bluing once every blue moon
So you mean to tell me fair trade doesn’t mean a DL white guy from Columbia made my coffee beans
November 24, 2024 at 10:57 PM
So you mean to tell me fair trade doesn’t mean a DL white guy from Columbia made my coffee beans
If deported means you leaving the country does that mean a lot of these chicas are imported 🫦🌹 💎
November 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If deported means you leaving the country does that mean a lot of these chicas are imported 🫦🌹 💎
What if we kissed at the soda pop lounge in Brigham Young University 🥹🥹
November 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
What if we kissed at the soda pop lounge in Brigham Young University 🥹🥹
Low key someone’s cat might be having babies outside my window and I’m gonna steal 3 and sell 2
November 24, 2024 at 6:26 AM
Low key someone’s cat might be having babies outside my window and I’m gonna steal 3 and sell 2
Trying to shoot up heroin in a tornado:
Y’all it’s really windy at the track 🫠🫠
November 24, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Trying to shoot up heroin in a tornado:
Update avi (Miley Cyrus stare) post about trending topics, join Stan group? Stream dykttatuob, thirst traps (text or image), share more intimate truths (the crowds love voyeurism), fabricate controversy, flex social capital, feign interest in niche circles… etc
And have fun 😝
Hope this helps
And have fun 😝
Hope this helps
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Update avi (Miley Cyrus stare) post about trending topics, join Stan group? Stream dykttatuob, thirst traps (text or image), share more intimate truths (the crowds love voyeurism), fabricate controversy, flex social capital, feign interest in niche circles… etc
And have fun 😝
Hope this helps
And have fun 😝
Hope this helps
Me when I forget the house call I scheduled with my chiropractor
you came out of nowhere
and turned my head
and turned my head
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Me when I forget the house call I scheduled with my chiropractor
Babe, stop gatekeeping. Spanish is literally a mindset, a vibe even.
It's crazy to me how often American shows cast people as Spanish speakers who obviously don't speak Spanish. There are sooooo many Spanish speakers there.
November 24, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Babe, stop gatekeeping. Spanish is literally a mindset, a vibe even.
this catty diva
quote posting people with “Deleted” to assert dominance
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
this catty diva
Reposted
i would thrive in a situation
November 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
i would thrive in a situation
Ok but what happened to
Biden cancelling debt
Biden cancelling debt
Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Ok but what happened to
Biden cancelling debt
Biden cancelling debt
Elliott Taylor riding a trek 200 ft in the air with an alien in his basket:
I don't want him to go home 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Elliott Taylor riding a trek 200 ft in the air with an alien in his basket:
Nobody:
The Colorado river in 1931: Well I’ll be dammed!
The Colorado river in 1931: Well I’ll be dammed!
November 23, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Nobody:
The Colorado river in 1931: Well I’ll be dammed!
The Colorado river in 1931: Well I’ll be dammed!
Dating on tinder is kinda like setting up a kissing booth in Times Square
November 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Dating on tinder is kinda like setting up a kissing booth in Times Square
We are the founding fatheys of blue sky
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
We are the founding fatheys of blue sky
Get me a 5’5 Haitian with an attitude, a Honda civic and a six pack of mikes hard and I’ll show you what the holiday spirit is all about
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Get me a 5’5 Haitian with an attitude, a Honda civic and a six pack of mikes hard and I’ll show you what the holiday spirit is all about