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I just found out my BiL doesn't believe in the moon. I am so looking forward to this thanksgiving
a girl in a sailor suit has the letter m on her hair
Alt: Not that moon Jerry
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November 19, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It is easier to lie to someone then to convince them they have been lied to.

In other words

"It is almost impossible to carry the truth unscathed through a crowd of people."
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
a bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a clock that shows the time as 10:10
Alt: George Costanza telling Jerry, "it is not a lie if you believe it"
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November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched.
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It seems a study shows

"acetaminophen (paracetamol), can reduce empathy for another’s pain"

Stock up on Tylenol this thanksgiving and the day with family will be a breeze

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
From painkiller to empathy killer: acetaminophen (paracetamol) reduces empathy for pain
Simulation theories of empathy hypothesize that empathizing with others’ pain shares some common psychological computations with the processing of one’s own pain. Support for this perspective has largely relied on functional neuroimaging evidence of ...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It seems there is an aurora borealis going on. My daughter got a brilliant shot about an hour north of me
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
To be the same as last week is stagnation and not embracing the only reality we know we have. Decide today to attempt something different, maybe amazing. Keep the gods guessing at your incredible ability to change and adapt to the wonder that is your existence
“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you.”

Then you didn’t know me. I wasn’t even me a decade ago. Before I had any thoughts of my own, that wasn’t me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can't it just be the norm?
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I now have a good word to replace spiritual. We are humans and experience all sorts of emotions connected to our environment. Religion and marketing co-op the feeling to create a special pleading for their awe vs others awe. It's all the same awe, no one can own it. Embrace reality

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Amazon.com
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November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Took my daughter to "take your kid to work day" As soon as we walked in, she started to cry. I asked what was wrong. In front of everyone, she said, "where are all the clowns you said you work with?"
Now I have a meeting with HR
a man dressed in a mcdonald 's clown costume is walking down a street
ALT: a man dressed in a mcdonald 's clown costume is walking down a street
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November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sharpening a pencil wastes over 70% of the lead.

What are the odds you ever hang on to a pencil for it's lifetime?

robeastaway.com/blog/pencil-...
Rob Eastaway
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November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Lots of Rumis out there
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ALT: a girl with purple hair is giving a thumbs up sign
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November 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Had a project manager AI gen up some documentation on how authorization servers work with refresh tokens and public clients. I pointed out that is not how ours works because it's not secure. After an hour I ended up posting the code where it doesn't issue a token. Take your AI documents and ...
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ALT: a cartoon drawing of a woman standing next to a castle shaped object
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October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What if the early christians dressed someone up and put on a show on the Damascus road for Saul to, mmm, just happen across. A way to stop being persecuted. A plan right out of Monty Python
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ALT: a crowd of people with the words she 's a witch in yellow letters
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October 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
One of the more enlightening moments in my life was realizing there is no compelling reason to accept scripture as anything more then interesting mythology. There are lessons to learn, ideas to consider, and stories to enjoy. Other then that, accept reality for what it is. Amazing all on it's own
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October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The word "queue" is just the letter "q" with a bunch of silent letters
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Alt: a man in a police uniform is standing in a dark room with his head up .
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October 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Screenwriters are being encouraged to write stories that need obvious exposition so movies can be understood while audiences are scrolling on their phones.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just to be clear, if there is a woman with a following and an opinion about the LDS church, they can be excommunicated like Sonia Johnson and Natasha Helfer, yet if they murder children, they are just fine. Glad members think there is objective morality

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October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism

It's a light sentence

It gives them time to reflect
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Alt: a rainbow in the sky over the ocean
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October 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Looks like the theme will be a dragon this Halloween
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Making the rounds again
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I appreciate the argument that college radicalizes the youth. It admits you don't understand education and it's purpose and that it actually works to enlighten society
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Remember, technically you are closer to being a millionaire then Elon Musk
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ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is sitting in a chair laughing .
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October 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you have two pizzas

If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, you still have one lasagna
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ALT: a yellow question mark with a circle around it on a black background
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October 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM