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More melt report, courtesy of Leo:

The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
A photo of a snowman who has been somewhat blanketed in snow so that you can't see his lower half or his eyes. All you can see is his carrot nose, which is drooping.
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
A picture of a book page open to a figure showing a Hitler pincushion; Hitler is bent at the waist and pins are sticking into his rump
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
a gif video showing a finger navigating Apple Maps on an iPhone, opening a street view panorama, pointing up at the sky, and causing the display to spin around wildly
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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An artsy photograph of a concrete batch plant
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
A diagram on a thermometer showing chunky icons next to different labes: "Loss of Tissue Contact," "Broken Probe," "Instrument Malfunction," "Oral," "Adult Axillary (>18 yrs.)," "Rectal" "Pediatric Axillary (<17 yrs)," "Monitor Mode," and "Low Battery," with the words below, "ANTI_THEFT SYSTEM / MAY BE ACTIVE"
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
A photograph of a snowman standing on a stump A photograph of the same snowman, now dusted with snow so that one eye is hidden.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A photograph of power lines crossing against a dim blue sky, with silhouetted branches in the lower left corner
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I hope they find Mango!
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A photograph of a car's rear view mirror with a strange building in the reflections.
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Yes the clouds today were so great!
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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If you have some leftover pie, why not cut it up into big chunks and eat it with your hands?
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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A Crime Against Color: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/12/a-crime-against-color.html
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November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Barnslop: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/12/barnslop.html
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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What Is It About Sunsets in L.A.?: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/12/what-is-it-about-sunsets.html
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November 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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All Protests Should Be This Fun: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/all-protests-should-be-this.html
A photo of a person in an inflatable frog costume facing off against a half-dozen heavily armed federal agents amids a protest setting
October 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Quilt Zine Delight: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/quilt-zine-delight.html
A photo of a zine spread out on a blue quilt so that on the left page you can see a spiral above text and on the right page you can see a quilt pattern
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Portrait of the Father as a Bibliophile: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/portrait-of-the-father-as.html
An illustration of a man with a checkered white-and-red turban chasing after a sedan that has books flying out of its windows and trunk
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Buffest Chefs: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/the-buffest-chefs.html
A still from a YouTube video showing two strong, shirtless men pouring a giant vat of yellow dal into a third massive vat, which is being stirred by another man.
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Miyazaki on Unchecked Hunger: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/miyazaki-on-unchecked-hunger.html
A still from the movie Spirited Away showing a young girl climbing a giant bath tub which houses a brown, goopy monster
October 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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New Mod Walk: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/20/new-mod-walk.html
A photo of a rainy, traditional street in Japan
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The Hand: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/16/the-hand.html
A still from an animated film showing a stop-motion puppet reacting to a white-gloved hand
October 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Shadows Across Alice Coltrane: https://www.jasper.land/2025/10/16/shadows-across-alice-coltrane.html
A photo of a museum display case full of contact sheets of black-and-white photographs of Alice Coltrane with the photographer's shadow falling across the whole case
October 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM