Jasper
@jaspernighthawk.bsky.social
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TEETH BEACH: The River Gave Me a Bead
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December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
this @sirosenbaum.bsky.social comic is so fuckin good, imo flaminghydra.com/teeth-beach-...
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
More melt report, courtesy of Leo:
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
The kid saw this and said, “He’s wearing a dress!”
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’ve been reading the pamphlet, Radical Witchcraft: Oppression and Resistance, which I picked up a few years ago at the Museum of Witchcraft and Magic in Boscastle, Cornwall. Lots of good stuff, including this Hitler pincushion... https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/ive-been-reading-the-pamphlet.html
Hunger; Edging; Intellectuals: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/hunger-edging-intellectuals.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hunger; Edging; Intellectuals: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/hunger-edging-intellectuals.html
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Less useful tip but more pleasureable: you can turn Apple Maps on your phone into a fidget spinner just by engaging streetview and looking straight up. (Sadly, Google Maps doesn’t let you whip around nearly as fast.)
Spam Text Opt Out Works?!: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/spam-text-opt-out-works.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Spam Text Opt Out Works?!: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/10/spam-text-opt-out-works.html
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
To whoever designed this institutional thermometer’s legend, I tip my cap. That butt! That snail! That crawling child!!!
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Melt Report: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-melt-report.html
An Intercepted Signal: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/an-intercepted-signal.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
An Intercepted Signal: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/an-intercepted-signal.html
To Avoid Having to Experience the Experience: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/to-avoid-having-to-experience.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
To Avoid Having to Experience the Experience: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/to-avoid-having-to-experience.html
For the Love of Slop: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/for-the-love-of-slop.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
For the Love of Slop: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/for-the-love-of-slop.html
The President Comes to Hollywood: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-president-comes-to-hollywood.html
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President Comes to Hollywood: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/the-president-comes-to-hollywood.html
Related: a skit titled “We’re the New York Times!”
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Related: a skit titled “We’re the New York Times!”
Mummy Brown and Rudyard Kipling: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/mummy-brown-and-rudyard-kipling.html
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Mummy Brown and Rudyard Kipling: https://www.jasper.land/2025/12/03/mummy-brown-and-rudyard-kipling.html
This GxAce video, “I Visited a Camera Lens Factory and Saw Something I Didn’t Expect” seems clearly to be a piece of sponcon. It’s also a sweet prose poem—a paean to the workers who actually make the lenses ostensibly being reviewed. An interesting artifact, beautifully made.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This GxAce video, “I Visited a Camera Lens Factory and Saw Something I Didn’t Expect” seems clearly to be a piece of sponcon. It’s also a sweet prose poem—a paean to the workers who actually make the lenses ostensibly being reviewed. An interesting artifact, beautifully made.
I hope they find Mango!
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hope they find Mango!
One Leo After Another: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/one-leo-after-another.html
November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
One Leo After Another: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/one-leo-after-another.html
Michael Jackson, Shaman: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/michael-jackson-shaman.html
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Michael Jackson, Shaman: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/michael-jackson-shaman.html
Ground Up Ancient Egyptians: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/ground-up-ancient-egyptians.html
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Ground Up Ancient Egyptians: https://www.jasper.land/2025/11/19/ground-up-ancient-egyptians.html
If you have some leftover pie, why not cut it up into big chunks and eat it with your hands?
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If you have some leftover pie, why not cut it up into big chunks and eat it with your hands?