Two Whoppers Junior
@jasonthee.bsky.social
The man with no name. The horse is called Rodney.
"I know it's only been two weeks, but she is your Mother now, and when she tells you to clean your room, you will do so. Please stop weeping."
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"I know it's only been two weeks, but she is your Mother now, and when she tells you to clean your room, you will do so. Please stop weeping."
The Dreaded Opera Category
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Dreaded Opera Category
Kurt Warner's gap year with the Giants
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Kurt Warner's gap year with the Giants
Just graveyards full of people who didn't read past the first line.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just graveyards full of people who didn't read past the first line.
The enemy of my enemy is still an asshole.
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still an asshole.
An asshole who was right about one thing is still an asshole.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
An asshole who was right about one thing is still an asshole.
No more lawyers.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No more lawyers.
Adam Whitman reincarnated as Larry the Cable Guy
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Adam Whitman reincarnated as Larry the Cable Guy
Diet Radium for me, thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Diet Radium for me, thanks.
Say hello to your 2028 DNC keynote speaker.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Say hello to your 2028 DNC keynote speaker.
"There go my people! I must follow after them, for I am their leader!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"There go my people! I must follow after them, for I am their leader!"
We win when we stop talking like lawyers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
We win when we stop talking like lawyers.
(Harvey Fierstein voice) "Horsey sauce!"
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
(Harvey Fierstein voice) "Horsey sauce!"
It's never coming through the established channels. It will take someone with the courage of Ellsberg and the hacking skills of Estonian teeenagers.
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It's never coming through the established channels. It will take someone with the courage of Ellsberg and the hacking skills of Estonian teeenagers.