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Two Whoppers Junior
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The man with no name. The horse is called Rodney.
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Kurt Warner's gap year with the Giants
Kurt Warner, 2004, New York Giants
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Asking ChatGPT "How is babby formed?"
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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34-year-old actor Kyle Derin of Springfield Heights 90210
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Dumb Jeopardy returning champion Wolf Blitzer
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Dr. Steve Brule screaming for a doctor.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Let's not bicker and argue about "who killed who"...
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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One step closer to this.
Dumb-ass steakhead news anchor in the movie "Idiocracy"
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"I'm pregnant!" shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife. He places a finger on her lips. "No, it is I who am pregnant," he says. "Pregnant with the next great American novel." He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"Rybelsus" (2025)
September 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Nose-mining toddler on a greeting card in the sympathy card section
September 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Budd Dwyer about to eat his lunch.
September 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Will he be represented by Ty Cobb?
Ty Cobb (the attorney, not the ballplayer)
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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He's no Roy Donk
Annoying jazz guy from I Think You Should Leave
August 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Please tell me it was this exact hat
Alex Torres delivers a pitch while wearing a streimel retrofitted as a Mets cap.
August 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Tom Homan sleeps in a race car. Do you?
June 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Dude's on a roll.
Consecutive bsky posts labeled as "Intolerance"
April 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Burger joint menu with the slogan "WE BELIEVE THAT OTHER BURGERS ARE SHIT"
April 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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🎵we are a part of the RHYTHM NATION...
Democratic representatives clad in kente cloth kneel performatively
March 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Hand-painted sign saying "TWO BAD NEIGHBORS" from the Simpsons
February 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Muting the word 'shitlib' because only assholes use that.
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Meanwhile, at cnn dot com:
February 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Longer than that, according to someone who was there.
"Worse Than Watergate: The Secret Presidency of George W. Bush" by John W. Dean, Former Counsel to President Richard Nixon
February 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM