Jason Norman
@jasonnorms.bsky.social
Pension fund manager at Weyland-Yutani Corporation, opinions are my own
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Jimmy Fallon? The Bored Ape financier?
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jimmy Fallon? The Bored Ape financier?
I named my fists Diffie and Hellman because they know how to handle an exchange
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I named my fists Diffie and Hellman because they know how to handle an exchange
I met a traveller with an antique face, who said - "I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to ditch this bear carcass before dinner. I learned a new word today, please share it with your partner after I tell you."
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I met a traveller with an antique face, who said - "I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to ditch this bear carcass before dinner. I learned a new word today, please share it with your partner after I tell you."
The lock on his cell is now a cold cut combo
Sandwich man goes free
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The lock on his cell is now a cold cut combo
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Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.
Who bragged about all he’d command.
Trying to fill his foes with fright he
Said “Look on my works, ye mighty!”
But now it’s all trunkless legs and sand.
I heard there was a statue tall
That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
It goes like this the feet the fist
The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
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That sneered at folk and commanded all
But you don't really care for symbols do ya
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The head that fell the aim that missed
The long lost king whose name was Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
Ozymandias
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October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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CZ pleaded guilty to a criminal money laundering charge and was sentenced to prison.
But then he financed President Trump’s stablecoin and lobbied for a pardon.
Today, he got it.
If Congress does not stop this kind of corruption, it owns it.
But then he financed President Trump’s stablecoin and lobbied for a pardon.
Today, he got it.
If Congress does not stop this kind of corruption, it owns it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
CZ pleaded guilty to a criminal money laundering charge and was sentenced to prison.
But then he financed President Trump’s stablecoin and lobbied for a pardon.
Today, he got it.
If Congress does not stop this kind of corruption, it owns it.
But then he financed President Trump’s stablecoin and lobbied for a pardon.
Today, he got it.
If Congress does not stop this kind of corruption, it owns it.
Reposted by Jason Norman
![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Legend of Birder Vance
I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Legend of Birder Vance
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Over to you, Satya Nadella
Last time he randomly attacked a CEO of a private company it was Intel and three days later they announced they were giving the US govt 10% of the company
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Over to you, Satya Nadella
And what is the deal with airplane food?
My falcons are like "Now I can taste free range, and this quail..." <shrugs at camera>
My falcons are like "Now I can taste free range, and this quail..." <shrugs at camera>
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
And what is the deal with airplane food?
My falcons are like "Now I can taste free range, and this quail..." <shrugs at camera>
My falcons are like "Now I can taste free range, and this quail..." <shrugs at camera>
To be fair, one also wasn't guaranteed what was described when using LimeWire
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
LimeWire acquires Fyre Festival, asking 'What Could Possibly Go Wrong?'
The filesharing service (turned NFT platform) said it was looking to bring "the brand and the meme back to life."
www.nbcnews.com
September 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
To be fair, one also wasn't guaranteed what was described when using LimeWire
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Oh good, retail workers had it too easy. Constant AI prompts to do better and microphones which definitely don't train AI models to replace them are the worker-centric changes needed ...
www.geekwire.com/2025/seattle...
www.geekwire.com/2025/seattle...
Seattle startup raises $2.5M to analyze retail worker conversations using AI and microphones
Ethosphere co-founders and CTO Ahad Rana (left), with co-founder and CEO Evan Smith. (Ethosphere Photo) Ethosphere, a new Seattle startup building voice
www.geekwire.com
September 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh good, retail workers had it too easy. Constant AI prompts to do better and microphones which definitely don't train AI models to replace them are the worker-centric changes needed ...
www.geekwire.com/2025/seattle...
www.geekwire.com/2025/seattle...
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First trailer for ‘Mortal Kombat 2’
In theaters October 24
In theaters October 24
July 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
First trailer for ‘Mortal Kombat 2’
In theaters October 24
In theaters October 24
Exclusively posting about the courts* to maximize engagement
*corduroy shorts
*corduroy shorts
The posters code is not to worry about engagement, it is to wildly transmit whatever strange ideas you have until you end up getting ratioed by the menswear guy
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Exclusively posting about the courts* to maximize engagement
*corduroy shorts
*corduroy shorts
Unsure how to digitally stage your laundry room when listing?
Don't go for the traditional washer/dryer. Fake plant is new best friend.
Don't go for the traditional washer/dryer. Fake plant is new best friend.
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Unsure how to digitally stage your laundry room when listing?
Don't go for the traditional washer/dryer. Fake plant is new best friend.
Don't go for the traditional washer/dryer. Fake plant is new best friend.
And with that performance, Vance secures his spot on the US mental gymnastics team for 2026
WELKER: Is the United States now at war with Iran?
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
June 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And with that performance, Vance secures his spot on the US mental gymnastics team for 2026
Might be overthinking, but curious it says Life instead of Humanity
I can absolutely see him continuing to push for human *travel* to Mars, but for colonizing mostly dropping payloads of microscopic organisms/biomass/whatever and a giant monolith declaring him the originator of Martian life
I can absolutely see him continuing to push for human *travel* to Mars, but for colonizing mostly dropping payloads of microscopic organisms/biomass/whatever and a giant monolith declaring him the originator of Martian life
The road to making life multi-planetary will be delayed-- at least Elon Musk's effort to broadcast about it on Twitter is delayed.
May 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Might be overthinking, but curious it says Life instead of Humanity
I can absolutely see him continuing to push for human *travel* to Mars, but for colonizing mostly dropping payloads of microscopic organisms/biomass/whatever and a giant monolith declaring him the originator of Martian life
I can absolutely see him continuing to push for human *travel* to Mars, but for colonizing mostly dropping payloads of microscopic organisms/biomass/whatever and a giant monolith declaring him the originator of Martian life
Ugh...not everyone is online, not every business is online (and up to date!), and not every place will be so online the confirmations can occur overnight
Thank goodness the invites are printable, unlike other email.
Thank goodness the invites are printable, unlike other email.
May 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ugh...not everyone is online, not every business is online (and up to date!), and not every place will be so online the confirmations can occur overnight
Thank goodness the invites are printable, unlike other email.
Thank goodness the invites are printable, unlike other email.
"But what if it was Ditka driving the Popemobile?"
"Ditka"
"Ditka"
Can't even begin to quantify how Chicago Pope jokes have improved the mood today
"Ditka"
"Ditka"
Can't even begin to quantify how Chicago Pope jokes have improved the mood today
May 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"But what if it was Ditka driving the Popemobile?"
"Ditka"
"Ditka"
Can't even begin to quantify how Chicago Pope jokes have improved the mood today
"Ditka"
"Ditka"
Can't even begin to quantify how Chicago Pope jokes have improved the mood today
Wasn't so surprised when Newsom started weird conservative outreach, his vibe has always been "politician" before anything else, however I didn't predict Whitmer diving headfirst with nothing gained while providing fodder for the simplest primary ad at any level
April 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wasn't so surprised when Newsom started weird conservative outreach, his vibe has always been "politician" before anything else, however I didn't predict Whitmer diving headfirst with nothing gained while providing fodder for the simplest primary ad at any level
Wait, so will it learn these and return them in generated text? *shudders in despair*
Would play around more, but I need to get started with work. And after all, you can't chase a squirrel in denim
Would play around more, but I need to get started with work. And after all, you can't chase a squirrel in denim
Oh my God
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wait, so will it learn these and return them in generated text? *shudders in despair*
Would play around more, but I need to get started with work. And after all, you can't chase a squirrel in denim
Would play around more, but I need to get started with work. And after all, you can't chase a squirrel in denim
"Dr Oz and RFK Jr" sound like guest star villains on the original run of Scooby Doo
Which makes sense, because the kids watching it were vaccinated for polio!
JFC, tired of these goons getting power...
Which makes sense, because the kids watching it were vaccinated for polio!
JFC, tired of these goons getting power...
RFK Jr and Oz are really pumping out the “good Americans don’t require medical care” line these days. That never ends well.
This from Dr. Oz is a new fucking low. Also, on a side note, are they looking at bringing back the draft?
April 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
"Dr Oz and RFK Jr" sound like guest star villains on the original run of Scooby Doo
Which makes sense, because the kids watching it were vaccinated for polio!
JFC, tired of these goons getting power...
Which makes sense, because the kids watching it were vaccinated for polio!
JFC, tired of these goons getting power...
The fish are on drugs!
Actually a pretty cool study looking at the effects of drugs in waterways and ecosystems in general
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
Actually a pretty cool study looking at the effects of drugs in waterways and ecosystems in general
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The fish are on drugs!
Actually a pretty cool study looking at the effects of drugs in waterways and ecosystems in general
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
Actually a pretty cool study looking at the effects of drugs in waterways and ecosystems in general
www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...