Me pretending to be a smoker so I can get the COVID vaccine in Massachusetts

Ontario is doing their best John Cusack right now...

If someone did a bunch of record scratching on an old fashioned phonograph, would that count as an acoustic performance at the local open mic night?

People keep posting their unrealistic parts of U.S. joining Canada maps, so here is mine, which I think is better than most.

Reminds me of ..

Apparently Instagram won't allow me to post my surly bus stop pigeon picture.