Since I'm planning on flying internationally tomorrow, let me just say that the President is a brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since I'm planning on flying internationally tomorrow, let me just say that the President is a brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
I've experienced poor travel times due to weather, aircraft malfunction, missing pilots, tired cabin crews, but this is the first time I've been concerned about Government funding.
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I've experienced poor travel times due to weather, aircraft malfunction, missing pilots, tired cabin crews, but this is the first time I've been concerned about Government funding.
To be honest, I thought the President wouldn't try to starve people till after the mid terms.
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
To be honest, I thought the President wouldn't try to starve people till after the mid terms.
This year is my lamest Halloween costume, I just wore the same clothes from yesterday and went as me from yesterday.
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This year is my lamest Halloween costume, I just wore the same clothes from yesterday and went as me from yesterday.
Nothing has given more popularity to socialism than conservatives trying to slander middle of the road social liberal programs as socialism.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Nothing has given more popularity to socialism than conservatives trying to slander middle of the road social liberal programs as socialism.
Old movies are so weird
Director: I want to film a monster movie
Studio: Great, make sure it has a rousing dance number
Director: But this is a monster movie ...
Studio: Look, I don't care what kind of movie you are making, but a movie isn't a movie without a rousing dance number!
Director: I want to film a monster movie
Studio: Great, make sure it has a rousing dance number
Director: But this is a monster movie ...
Studio: Look, I don't care what kind of movie you are making, but a movie isn't a movie without a rousing dance number!
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Old movies are so weird
Director: I want to film a monster movie
Studio: Great, make sure it has a rousing dance number
Director: But this is a monster movie ...
Studio: Look, I don't care what kind of movie you are making, but a movie isn't a movie without a rousing dance number!
Director: I want to film a monster movie
Studio: Great, make sure it has a rousing dance number
Director: But this is a monster movie ...
Studio: Look, I don't care what kind of movie you are making, but a movie isn't a movie without a rousing dance number!
Replacing a multi function building that can be used almost every day with a building that can be used 0 to 4 times a year, just shows a completely lack of aptitude towards resource management.
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Replacing a multi function building that can be used almost every day with a building that can be used 0 to 4 times a year, just shows a completely lack of aptitude towards resource management.
It feels like the wrong half of the Government is currently shutdown
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It feels like the wrong half of the Government is currently shutdown
I'm finding myself having to donate more money to help offset the ruling party's incompetence. Is this the winning we were told we would be tired of?
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm finding myself having to donate more money to help offset the ruling party's incompetence. Is this the winning we were told we would be tired of?
"I have the immune system of a small Victorian boy" - Gen Z coworker
October 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"I have the immune system of a small Victorian boy" - Gen Z coworker
We haven't seen this much destruction of the White House building since the war of 1812
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We haven't seen this much destruction of the White House building since the war of 1812
It's interesting to see that the President is confirming he is literally sh*tting on the American people.
October 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's interesting to see that the President is confirming he is literally sh*tting on the American people.
My apartment is so disorganized right now, I'm worried that the President is going to send the national guard over here....
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My apartment is so disorganized right now, I'm worried that the President is going to send the national guard over here....
Nothing says flourishing as with how LinkedIn says that people "completed" one year at a company. Next time a friend has a one year wedding anniversary, I'll send them a message informing them that they "completed one year of marriage with their spouse"
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nothing says flourishing as with how LinkedIn says that people "completed" one year at a company. Next time a friend has a one year wedding anniversary, I'll send them a message informing them that they "completed one year of marriage with their spouse"
I can't work today, but here is a link to stream The IT Crowd, if school taught me anything, this should cover it.
October 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I can't work today, but here is a link to stream The IT Crowd, if school taught me anything, this should cover it.
I used to find it weird that in Star Trek, the cultural canon seemed to end with the 20th century. With the advent of generative AI, this now makes sense.
October 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I used to find it weird that in Star Trek, the cultural canon seemed to end with the 20th century. With the advent of generative AI, this now makes sense.
The saddest part of Trump's post endorsing fictional med beds, is that's the closest we've gotten to the health care proposal he's been promising us since 2015.
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The saddest part of Trump's post endorsing fictional med beds, is that's the closest we've gotten to the health care proposal he's been promising us since 2015.
Is Pete Hegseth's makeup room still operating during the shutdown?
October 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Is Pete Hegseth's makeup room still operating during the shutdown?
If the President's Diet Coke button is still working today, then this government shutdown is a farce.
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If the President's Diet Coke button is still working today, then this government shutdown is a farce.
So much of our tax payer's dollars were spent fat shaming our military?
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So much of our tax payer's dollars were spent fat shaming our military?
Apparently what I thought was episode 1 of SNL was actually episode 2, and now the movie about the first episode makes a lot more sense.
September 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Apparently what I thought was episode 1 of SNL was actually episode 2, and now the movie about the first episode makes a lot more sense.
I'm sorry, but for me it's always going to be, "Don't bring me down; Bruce!"
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm sorry, but for me it's always going to be, "Don't bring me down; Bruce!"
I feel like my small talk game would greatly improve if I stopped caring about accuracy in what was being said.
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I feel like my small talk game would greatly improve if I stopped caring about accuracy in what was being said.
When I sneeze, I don't always "ah-choo", sometimes I "ah-choo-eee"
September 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
When I sneeze, I don't always "ah-choo", sometimes I "ah-choo-eee"
If the house wants to bury this whole Epstein thing, why don't they just give it to the Democrats to investigate?
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If the house wants to bury this whole Epstein thing, why don't they just give it to the Democrats to investigate?