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jasonjamesm.bsky.social
@jasonjamesm.bsky.social
Schlock and Schlockability
I wish there was a dating app strictly for adults who do not wish to visit Disney World.
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Little known fact: Both Belle and Sebastian have reverse Prince Alberts
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Brooklyn Made closed, what a sha(blocked by pillar)
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I hear Greenpoints pizza scene is heating up
January 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why yes, thank you for noticing, this sweatshirt is from the K-mart Adam Levine collection
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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the rich people pushing AI on everything are going to be the same rich people who will brag they can afford to send their kids to a school with human teachers
December 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
I mean, what WOULD it take for the @nytimes.com to think a Cheney deserved jail time?
December 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM
[hot sauce stain on my jeans from yesterday]
November 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Don't worry newcomers you can still find bad takes over here
November 7, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I'm not there yet, but if this Netflix doc brings in Mark Bellhorn I'm going to lose my shit
November 2, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Following Matt Sharp on Instagram was a big mistake
September 25, 2024 at 11:50 PM
What does this mean?
September 21, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Weird wrestling dynamic when one guy is in a shirt, jeans and a belt and the other guy is in his underwear. Feels like a home invasion.
September 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
My therapists son's band is so fucking good : (
August 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there 🫡
July 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I just really love any TV show that has maps.
June 6, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Takes his team to the hottest clubs
May 4, 2024 at 2:13 AM
War, crime, & Brian Lehrer ✌️
April 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Eternally asking to speak to the Trader Joe's manager, who will never arrive
February 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Fun fact / Did you know? : At any given time, at least two-thirds of the population of Massachusetts is silently waiting for an apology from you. 💫
February 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Free Palestine. No empires, no colonies. Fuck Miami, tho the coffee is good
February 5, 2024 at 4:58 AM
R.I.P. Boygenius
February 4, 2024 at 10:43 PM
"If you're militant, please join us in the priority lane"

I really hope the jet blue boarding attendant just misspoke, otherwise this flight to Miami might just threaten me with a good time
January 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I always knew Alex G was for boring people
January 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
What fucking jerk decided to name a beer Sloop Juice Bomb?
January 6, 2024 at 10:59 PM