Reginald Phalange
@jasonjames.bsky.social
Twitter survivor. Tortured Minnesota sports fan, travel lover, pop culture junkie, Friends addict, small business owner, and political connoisseur. Just trying to make it through the next 4 years…🏳️🌈 🇺🇸 || Minneapolis, MN
Minnesota football this weekend… 🤢🤮
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Minnesota football this weekend… 🤢🤮
Vikings on Thursday: Look how shitty and unprepared a football team can look…
Gophers today:
Gophers today:
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media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Vikings on Thursday: Look how shitty and unprepared a football team can look…
Gophers today:
Gophers today:
At least the tried… wait… never mind
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
At least the tried… wait… never mind
Just think about what Detroit is going to do to this defense
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Just think about what Detroit is going to do to this defense
Offense and defense
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media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Offense and defense
3rd and 2, other teams pick that up 93% of the time… Vikings not so much 😔
3rd and 1, other teams pick that up 95% of the time… Vikings not so much 😔
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
3rd and 2, other teams pick that up 93% of the time… Vikings not so much 😔
3rd and 1, other teams pick that up 95% of the time… Vikings not so much 😔
October 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
3rd and 1, other teams pick that up 95% of the time… Vikings not so much 😔
Defense???
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media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Defense???
Total system failure today…
#Vikings
#Vikings
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media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Total system failure today…
#Vikings
#Vikings
Vikings
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media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Vikings
This would be the most Vikings way to lose… 🫣
October 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This would be the most Vikings way to lose… 🫣
Feels like if Vikes don’t get a turnover or better yet a score, this isn’t going to end well.
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Feels like if Vikes don’t get a turnover or better yet a score, this isn’t going to end well.
Run defense… 😒😒😒
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Run defense… 😒😒😒
Short yardage… 😒😒😒
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Short yardage… 😒😒😒
Game 1, Q1-3. - 6 pts
Game 2, Q1-4 - 6 pts
Game 4, Q1-3 - 6 pts
Not the most inspiring football watching early this Vikings season
Game 2, Q1-4 - 6 pts
Game 4, Q1-3 - 6 pts
Not the most inspiring football watching early this Vikings season
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Game 1, Q1-3. - 6 pts
Game 2, Q1-4 - 6 pts
Game 4, Q1-3 - 6 pts
Not the most inspiring football watching early this Vikings season
Game 2, Q1-4 - 6 pts
Game 4, Q1-3 - 6 pts
Not the most inspiring football watching early this Vikings season
What JV shit was that last offensive series by the Vikings
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media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
What JV shit was that last offensive series by the Vikings
Game 1: 🫣😳
Game 2: 💩💩
Game 3: 🤪😈
Game 4: 🚑💩
It’s been quite the start to the season for the Vikings
Game 2: 💩💩
Game 3: 🤪😈
Game 4: 🚑💩
It’s been quite the start to the season for the Vikings
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Game 1: 🫣😳
Game 2: 💩💩
Game 3: 🤪😈
Game 4: 🚑💩
It’s been quite the start to the season for the Vikings
Game 2: 💩💩
Game 3: 🤪😈
Game 4: 🚑💩
It’s been quite the start to the season for the Vikings
Injuries, third down inefficiencies, leaky offensive line, chunk plays allowed by the defense….
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. For the Vikings this season. 😔
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. For the Vikings this season. 😔
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Injuries, third down inefficiencies, leaky offensive line, chunk plays allowed by the defense….
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. For the Vikings this season. 😔
Wash. Rinse. Repeat. For the Vikings this season. 😔
Why not try to get a few yards there? You had time to run one play. Questionable coach by Fleck… as usual 😞
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why not try to get a few yards there? You had time to run one play. Questionable coach by Fleck… as usual 😞
Reposted by Reginald Phalange
New Gallup poll finds ONLY 29% now satisfied with nation’s direction-the lowest since January. And new Quinnipiac poll finds Trump with pathetic 38% approval rating. BUT corporate media will ignore these polls and continue to cover Trump like he is not the FAILURE that he is!
September 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
New Gallup poll finds ONLY 29% now satisfied with nation’s direction-the lowest since January. And new Quinnipiac poll finds Trump with pathetic 38% approval rating. BUT corporate media will ignore these polls and continue to cover Trump like he is not the FAILURE that he is!