jason flowers
@jasonflowers.bsky.social
desperately trying to get offline. // Funny Or Die, UCB, MrBeast, Kreativ, America Won't Shut Up
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NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable
January 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
NBA basketball is soooooo fun to watch without someone in your ear telling you it’s unwatchable
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peacock frantically deleting the option to make your pfp the boss baby
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
peacock frantically deleting the option to make your pfp the boss baby
In the time between Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) and Home Alone 2 (1992), someone must have informed John Hughes that skeletons don't typically have eyes and that sort of bums me out.
November 28, 2024 at 7:31 PM
In the time between Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) and Home Alone 2 (1992), someone must have informed John Hughes that skeletons don't typically have eyes and that sort of bums me out.
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broke my arm and this doctor tried to put in a podcast. turns out it was the three smartless guys in a trench coat. this is a bad hospital!
November 21, 2024 at 5:30 PM
broke my arm and this doctor tried to put in a podcast. turns out it was the three smartless guys in a trench coat. this is a bad hospital!
Someone at ESPN needs to tell Pat McAfee to tidy up his desk. What if company drops by? What will they think?
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Someone at ESPN needs to tell Pat McAfee to tidy up his desk. What if company drops by? What will they think?
Heading into the studio to record a parody version of Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” that’s about destroying the internet in its infancy
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Heading into the studio to record a parody version of Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” that’s about destroying the internet in its infancy
I bet he regrets piling all of his Tonight Show money into a 60-foot hill.
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I bet he regrets piling all of his Tonight Show money into a 60-foot hill.
general question for anyone reading this: what?
November 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
general question for anyone reading this: what?
Sports are great because they don’t drop all their episodes at once and you never have to wait 2.5 years for a new season.
November 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Sports are great because they don’t drop all their episodes at once and you never have to wait 2.5 years for a new season.