jasonely.bsky.social
@jasonely.bsky.social
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Shameful
July 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s time for a MFin’ general strike y’all.
July 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I kinda want a bathtub like Francis’s in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
May 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Communion will now be a shot of Malort and the corner piece from a tavern-style pizza. #newpope
May 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Whatever happened to that puppy Narwhal that was born with a tail on its forehead?
May 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
JD Vance killed the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Whisky-leaks.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about strikes in Yemen to a second unclassified Signal group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said. nyti.ms/4jBQ1wV
April 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No lies told. #china
April 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Pharmaceutical ads are keeping background actors employed.
March 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!
March 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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They want to cut USPS - so they can own it.

They want to cut Amtrak - so they can own it.

They want to cut Social Security - so they can force you to use private financial firms more.

They want to cut Medicare and the VA - so they can force you to use private healthcare more.
March 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s a “windows open” kind of day in Chicago.
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He 100% will not buy a Tesla today.
Trump says he is going to buy a Tesla tomorrow.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Democracy dies in decorum.
March 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The Democrats continue to choose decorum over democracy. #stateoftheunion
March 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Why do they hold spin classes in dark rooms?
March 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nazis won 142 seats in the German elections. That’s not good.
February 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m not the only one that always thinks it’s Horatio Sanz in Idiocracy, right?
February 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM