Jason
@jasoncalifun.bsky.social
Long Beach & Vegas - I suck dick better than your stepdad
Oh yeah, so non-descript that it could literally be anyone
February 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Oh yeah, so non-descript that it could literally be anyone
I'm usable like a toy
February 15, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I'm usable like a toy
Just realized all those sexy foreign men aren't gonna come here 😢
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Just realized all those sexy foreign men aren't gonna come here 😢
I would be surprised if you said you were vegan
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I would be surprised if you said you were vegan
No such thing, it's a hotdish
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
No such thing, it's a hotdish
Reese's Pieces or you are lying
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Reese's Pieces or you are lying