Jason
@jasoncalifun.bsky.social
Long Beach & Vegas - I suck dick better than your stepdad
Putting out a call to the short kings in Socal. If you like cats we should hang out.
February 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Putting out a call to the short kings in Socal. If you like cats we should hang out.
Is it called a casket or a coffin? ⚰️
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Is it called a casket or a coffin? ⚰️
I want to find passengers for my drive
February 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I want to find passengers for my drive
La dee da just over here wish for some short kings to hang with
February 16, 2026 at 5:31 AM
La dee da just over here wish for some short kings to hang with
I don't feel entitled to love but I still want a short king to ride by me
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I don't feel entitled to love but I still want a short king to ride by me
Is it fair to call it killing yourself if you're getting rid of the old version of you?
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Is it fair to call it killing yourself if you're getting rid of the old version of you?
I'm mourning the games we used to play
February 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm mourning the games we used to play
I made stuff last night and it was good
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I made stuff last night and it was good
Maybe a monthly grass subscription is good for when people tell you to touch grass
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Maybe a monthly grass subscription is good for when people tell you to touch grass
Someone famous questioned why they would respond to someone with few followers. I can't give a reason that I care enough about.
February 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Someone famous questioned why they would respond to someone with few followers. I can't give a reason that I care enough about.
Jeez I need to kick this Asian attraction man, at El Tio's and these fine young men are here
February 6, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Jeez I need to kick this Asian attraction man, at El Tio's and these fine young men are here
Back at PKG and as i'm leaving a hot man with a firm bum walks in front of my car and i'm to horny for this
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Back at PKG and as i'm leaving a hot man with a firm bum walks in front of my car and i'm to horny for this
I caused millions of dollars in property damage today "feeling blessed"
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I caused millions of dollars in property damage today "feeling blessed"
If I could lactate I think I would want it to be schnapps
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
If I could lactate I think I would want it to be schnapps
So many animes yet so little time to watch them
February 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
So many animes yet so little time to watch them
I've only seen Rocky Horror Picture Show once
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I've only seen Rocky Horror Picture Show once
At PKG and there is a hot dad with tube socks, shorts, and a beanie 🥵
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
At PKG and there is a hot dad with tube socks, shorts, and a beanie 🥵
I am in so much fucking pain and I can't do anything about it but wait for the skin to heal 😖
I now have 5 genital piercings and a new tattoo though 😏
I now have 5 genital piercings and a new tattoo though 😏
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I am in so much fucking pain and I can't do anything about it but wait for the skin to heal 😖
I now have 5 genital piercings and a new tattoo though 😏
I now have 5 genital piercings and a new tattoo though 😏
Today was another step to being who I want to be
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Today was another step to being who I want to be
Finished two quests today; now completing delivery/gathering missions for the guilds.
Feeling exhausted and horny
Feeling exhausted and horny
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Finished two quests today; now completing delivery/gathering missions for the guilds.
Feeling exhausted and horny
Feeling exhausted and horny
I slept through my building fire and I don't really mind
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I slept through my building fire and I don't really mind
I'm at the point where casual sex is just . . . something you do on a Thursday
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm at the point where casual sex is just . . . something you do on a Thursday
After a long time of dealing with life it's time to leave the cereal aisle and go the the liquor section
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After a long time of dealing with life it's time to leave the cereal aisle and go the the liquor section
Anyone know if @polerjem.bsky.social left the app? People come and go 🤷♂️😎
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyone know if @polerjem.bsky.social left the app? People come and go 🤷♂️😎