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Mortal Kombat (1995 Film) stan account. Also I play Nintendo at http://bowie.ink at stupid times of day
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~Prayers to St. Becky on this most glorious of Fridays~

~Remember that in all things that you do today, you gotta get down~

~And blessed be thy seat choice, whether ye be sittin’ or kickin it~

~We we we so excited~

~Partyin’ partyin’ yeah~

~Partyin’ partyin’ Amen~
“Just click on M for ‘HBO’.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cumby’s Cashier giving me a real 7-11 attitude. Show some class, bro. You’re a steward to The Chill Zone, a legitimate wonderland.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Cheesecake and Lasagna should just trade names
October 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why are we living in the basic cable timeline
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It would be nice if everything could stop happening all at once
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Is adult onset adhd real
September 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Breaking: there will be an NCIS/NCIS Origins crossover this year and no one cares it’s all just JAG in the long run
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am sure I am wildly ignorant for asking, but why advertise a food to be both vegan AND dairy free?
August 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again- I am so tired of IRL for not having overworld music.
August 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
What’s the word for “oh, this was already annoying but now AI is making it worse?”
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Me, a normal level enjoyer of Taylor Swift on the announcement of a new album-

“The prophet sees that a new era has dawned…”
August 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It’s better if you never find out which movie’s plot this is summarizing
June 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Well, now we know. You can’t build bananas in America. A sad day for Gwen, one presumes
June 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Starting to think that Dexter is never going to kill a Sheldon :(
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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~Prayers to St. Becky on this most glorious of Fridays~

~Remember that in all things that you do today, you gotta get down~

~And blessed be thy seat choice, whether ye be sittin’ or kickin it~

~We we we so excited~

~Partyin’ partyin’ yeah~

~Partyin’ partyin’ Amen~
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Miyamoto vibe forever
December 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
As much as I can’t stand thanksgiving rest assured I’m celebrating it in the traditional New England way- listening to people obnoxiously yammer on about Tom Brady’s legacy. -A ritual now in its 24th year
November 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
~Prayers to St. Becky on this most glorious of Fridays~

~Remember that in all things that you do today, you gotta get down~

~And blessed be thy seat choice, whether ye be sittin’ or kickin it~

~We we we so excited~

~Partyin’ partyin’ yeah~

~Partyin’ partyin’ Amen~
November 15, 2024 at 12:45 PM
these words should be translated into Latin and engraved on gold and given only to the finest pizzaranteurs to display above their kitchen
also pizza and calzones are beautiful things, some of the best things this mortal life has to offer, and if you hate them you’re my enemy
November 2, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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when life gives you lemons, select lemons on the equip screen and then confirm “equip lemons”
August 18, 2024 at 1:48 AM
📝: I don’t think the word “Swiftie” will always apply to Taylor Swift.

The specific type of enthusiasm it conjures up in the mind strikes me that you could say you’re a “Swiftie” for someone or something else and we would all know for sure exactly what you mean by that.

No disrespect fyi I❤️taytay
April 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Back in my day an eclipse would have simply been the framing device for a four way crossover on some channel’s Wednesday night, not some cosmological distraction
April 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I hope at least one of you is going to hold up a mirror so the eclipse takes a good long look at itself
April 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Can’t help but notice that weather.com’s 10-day forecast is actually 14 days. This is unacceptable! They should remove those 4 extra days immediately
April 3, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I wish MY union could bring Sonic the Hedgehog to the negotiating table. Gz Sega of America.
March 28, 2024 at 11:47 AM