So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up this morning to find it had only been a dream. I potentially have to do that whole thing over again, and survive another plane crash.

Cuz surely I would never be involved in two plane crashes in one lifetime.

I basically agree, but don’t you think “it’s the economy, stupid” might have been insurmountable?

These tech corps really have left us with the memory/attention span of goldfish. The Platonic ideal of a consumer. Mission accomplished.

I’m 42 and I accept.

#3 sounds dangerous, sir

Are you still even alive?