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jase
@jasecordova.bsky.social
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writer, editor, procrastinator
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dot from animaniacs lying on a desk, head in hands. her eyes are hearts and there are hearts around her head. she is swooning.
August 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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it was kiiiind of working to be fair but i was embarrassed and ran to the bathroom and then woke up, so in another life there is a jase with a faded black and white portrait of this on their arm
mauro from cake boss. he is a large balding white man wearing a white chefs jacket with his name and carlo’s bakery embroidered on it in red, and he is cradling a huge rolling pin
July 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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bought a croissant and ate it in bed while watching tabatha’s salon takeover and ignoring my looming deadline because i’m an adult and unfortunately i can do what i want
me taking a full length mirror selfie in a cute pink bakery. the mirror is framed pink and has a decal on it that says “damn you look good”. i am wearing black tights, black mary jane crocs, a black cropped jumper/sweater, and a maroon pleated mini skirt. i am wearing glasses and my dark brown hair is cut in a bob. in the background there is a shelf with sugar cookies on it and in the foreground there is a leafy green potted plant.
May 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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felix the cat cracking a safe with a speech bubble below to make it look like he’s saying it.
April 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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when i was a kid i had this poster on my wall and one night i had a very high fever and the poster started speaking to me and my parents had to take it down because i couldn’t stop crying
titanic movie poster from 1997. rose and jack embrace at the top of the poster, and the bow of the ship takes up the rest of the poster. the word TITANIC is written in all caps over the boat.
April 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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it’s my birthday and they let me use the knife
me holding a big knife and staring at the camera. there is a birthday cake in front of me on the table.
April 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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“stop he’s already dead” simpsons image
February 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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cross-stitch, your days are numbered… which really pisses me off
a tattooed arm with hand formed into finger guns pointing at an unfinished cross stitch in an embroidery hoop. the hoop is on a bed with floral sheets.
February 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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january/february
screenshot of a conversation. the first message is an image from 7 news of a busy street that reads “iconic aussie fashion brand to shut down, hundreds of jobs to go” and underneath the messages say “three guesses as to what brand this is. here’s a hint: i thought they had already shut down” screenshot of a conversation. the first message is an image from the project of a michel’s patisserie that reads “BREAKING: michel’s patisserie to close all stores nationwide”. beneath that is a message that says “im gonna be honest with you.. i thought they had all closed years ago” and a reply saying “so did i?!”
February 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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my 12 year old led me into the toy car aisle at kmart and spottoed me all the way down
stock photo of a 50 odd year old person spacing out with their forehead resting in their hands. they are wearing a light grey knitted jumper/sweater with dark grey stripes. the alamy watermark is over the top and underneath it says “alamy. image id AR47TP. www.alamy.com”
January 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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ride assistant at dreamworld said they liked my shirt but i’m not sure they realised the letters are in the shape of little bums
selfie of me at a theme park. i have dark brown hair and brown eyes. i am wearing a lavender hat that says “it’” on the cap and “JUST BE” on the brim, and a white tshirt that says “I’M FRAGILE” in pink. the letters on the shirt are made from drawings of bums. mirror selfie in the bathroom. i’m wearing the same outfit as described, along with a black skirt. the bathroom is tiled in yellow and blue, and my phone is in a lavender case.
December 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
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there are angels among us and one of them lives in my house!
a pink christmas tree lit with pink lights. under the tree are presents, christmas themed soft toys, a gremlin from the movie gremlins wearing a christmas hat, and tucked away is a white cat. everything has a bright pink hue due to the lights. close-up of the white cat under the tree. he is illuminated bright pink because of the pink lights.
November 20, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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life imitates art <3
cactus growing out from between fence posts. the cactus is shaped like the cool s. cool s drawn on lined paper
October 17, 2023 at 10:24 AM
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photo of me taking a photo of my zoom window. it is in black and white the ever dream this man meme but with a glass of cola and a bottle of cola added to the picture. it says ‘ever dream this man? every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams. if this man appears in your dreams too, or if you have any information that can help us identify him, please contact us.
October 5, 2023 at 5:34 AM
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actually we just say autistic now
facebook marketplace listing of a large painted wooden person. beneath are the words ‘whimsical wooden clown, $65, in stock’ and the option to send the seller a message.
October 1, 2023 at 8:43 AM
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oh, no, i will only be using these for walking
a photo of a shoebox on a floral bedspread. the box says time to fly on it in capital letters.
August 9, 2023 at 8:43 AM
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tfw five bad boys have the power to rock you
mirror selfie in a target change room. i have long brown hair that falls over my shoulders and light brown/olive skin. i’m wearing a blue tartan skirt, a black tshirt with the band five’s logo, a distressed loose-fit denim jacket, black sport socks with two stripes at the top, and black low-top converse. i am holding a coffee and leaning against the wall. a thin strip of images of the band five run across the lower third of the selfie obscuring part of my legs.
July 17, 2023 at 8:40 AM
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and boy are my—are my—boy are my arms—are my—boy are my—
mirror selfie in a change room of jase. they are wearing light purple baggy jeans and a pink jumper with a drawing of a goblin on it with text underneath that says take your shoes off. there is a film-like filter over the photo because the big w change rooms look like prison.
July 13, 2023 at 5:52 AM
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do NOT enrol at griffith university brisbane in 2017, not only are there no hot people, they’re all ugly???
screenshot of post from 2017 by a user named jason mattheou. it reads: Came to this university from Canada, I had the impression that it was good Uni due. Paid $28,500 to arrive in Brisbane and and find out my teachers are terrible, most people that go to this uni are bottom of the barrel, didn't get into what they wanted kind of student. Everyone's ugly, wtf!? 75% of my course is online? I love Brisbane, and Australia but honestly hate Griffith. Only good part is Uni-bar and you don't even need to be a student!
July 8, 2023 at 4:18 PM
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the best thing about leaving the house is coming back to the house 🙏🏽
mirror selfie of me in a public bathroom. i have brown wavy hair that falls over my shoulders and olive skin. i’m wearing glasses and have my hand on my hip. the photo is from hips up, and i’m wearing blue denim shorts and a pink jumper with a line drawing of a goblin removing a shoe. beneath the drawing is text that says take your shoes off. selfie of my face. i have long brown hair and glasses. i’m looking at the camera and smiling at it a bit.
July 7, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
a well-dressed couple walk across a street towards a club. the canopy above the venue says borderline club in capital letters
July 4, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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July 4, 2023 at 8:51 AM
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yes that’s right
close up crop of the previous cat picture. you can see part of an author name on a book, the rest is obscured by the cat’s head. the book says CAT.
July 4, 2023 at 8:46 AM
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😦
white cat looking surprised pikachu looking surprised
July 4, 2023 at 8:38 AM