was showing my kids my childhood photos and when i hit the teen years my 15 year old said “i didn’t know you were emo!” and i said “i wasn’t emo!” and he said “the photos don’t lie” and i said “i wasn’t emo, i was emo-presenting!” and i am afraid that just made things worse for me
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
was showing my kids my childhood photos and when i hit the teen years my 15 year old said “i didn’t know you were emo!” and i said “i wasn’t emo!” and he said “the photos don’t lie” and i said “i wasn’t emo, i was emo-presenting!” and i am afraid that just made things worse for me
any time i give my email address to a shop assistant they hit a panic button under the desk and i am dragged away by security and my photo is put on a wall with every other millennial who hasn’t let go of their hotmail account. i’m banned from half the shops in my city.
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
any time i give my email address to a shop assistant they hit a panic button under the desk and i am dragged away by security and my photo is put on a wall with every other millennial who hasn’t let go of their hotmail account. i’m banned from half the shops in my city.
my kid asked me what we would look like if we didn’t have skin so i showed her the rock dj music video by robbie williams (because in this house we believe in science) and now she’s on a group video call making all her friends watch it too
August 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my kid asked me what we would look like if we didn’t have skin so i showed her the rock dj music video by robbie williams (because in this house we believe in science) and now she’s on a group video call making all her friends watch it too
a video of my friend’s ex doing standup just came across my fyp and the boo that escaped my mouth as i blocked his account was so full-on it felt like it came from someone behind me and i got a little bit scared
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
a video of my friend’s ex doing standup just came across my fyp and the boo that escaped my mouth as i blocked his account was so full-on it felt like it came from someone behind me and i got a little bit scared
this is my dream diary now
July 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this is my dream diary now
had a dream that i was hanging out with people and went to the toilet and while i was on the toilet i heard the conversation turn to a subject i knew a lot about but i couldn’t participate in the conversation because i was on the toilet… doesn’t mean anything probably
July 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
had a dream that i was hanging out with people and went to the toilet and while i was on the toilet i heard the conversation turn to a subject i knew a lot about but i couldn’t participate in the conversation because i was on the toilet… doesn’t mean anything probably
had a dream last night that i got a tattoo of mauro from cake boss & immediately regretted it so much that i scrubbed at it at the sink in the tattoo shop while bawling my eyes out & everyone was watching me use a bar of soap to try to remove a fresh tattoo of mauro from cake boss from my forearm
July 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
had a dream last night that i got a tattoo of mauro from cake boss & immediately regretted it so much that i scrubbed at it at the sink in the tattoo shop while bawling my eyes out & everyone was watching me use a bar of soap to try to remove a fresh tattoo of mauro from cake boss from my forearm
the haunted mask is the scariest goosebumps story because not being able to remove something that is making you hot and uncomfortable and this experience slowly turning you evil is something that ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE (I’m autistic)
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
the haunted mask is the scariest goosebumps story because not being able to remove something that is making you hot and uncomfortable and this experience slowly turning you evil is something that ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE (I’m autistic)
bought a croissant and ate it in bed while watching tabatha’s salon takeover and ignoring my looming deadline because i’m an adult and unfortunately i can do what i want
May 31, 2025 at 8:07 AM
bought a croissant and ate it in bed while watching tabatha’s salon takeover and ignoring my looming deadline because i’m an adult and unfortunately i can do what i want
it was my youngest’s birthday recently and she was so overwhelmed by and appreciative of her gifts/well-wishes. i said “well, you only turn 13 once!” and she said “that’s true, however technically you only turn any age once” omg shes right, i’m so embarrassed
May 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
it was my youngest’s birthday recently and she was so overwhelmed by and appreciative of her gifts/well-wishes. i said “well, you only turn 13 once!” and she said “that’s true, however technically you only turn any age once” omg shes right, i’m so embarrassed
when i was a kid i had this poster on my wall and one night i had a very high fever and the poster started speaking to me and my parents had to take it down because i couldn’t stop crying
April 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
when i was a kid i had this poster on my wall and one night i had a very high fever and the poster started speaking to me and my parents had to take it down because i couldn’t stop crying
it’s my birthday and they let me use the knife
April 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
it’s my birthday and they let me use the knife
need a direct line to the menswear guy like the mayor of townsville has to the powerfuff girls
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
need a direct line to the menswear guy like the mayor of townsville has to the powerfuff girls
i could not be trusted with a time machine i would just use it to go back in time and ride the gremlins ride at movie world
March 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
i could not be trusted with a time machine i would just use it to go back in time and ride the gremlins ride at movie world
i tried a dress on the other day and i felt so good in it i accidentally said “hello??” and someone in the next change room hesitantly replied “…hi?” and i didn’t know what to do so i just stood completely still until they left
March 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i tried a dress on the other day and i felt so good in it i accidentally said “hello??” and someone in the next change room hesitantly replied “…hi?” and i didn’t know what to do so i just stood completely still until they left
“it is achievable, you just have to stay consistent and dedicated” whyyyyyyyy im boreddddd i dont want tooooooo
March 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
“it is achievable, you just have to stay consistent and dedicated” whyyyyyyyy im boreddddd i dont want tooooooo
i have the disorder where you really want to do things but only because you know you cant. for example right now we are preparing for a cyclone and i want to go to jay jays so badly i feel like if i don’t i might die
March 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i have the disorder where you really want to do things but only because you know you cant. for example right now we are preparing for a cyclone and i want to go to jay jays so badly i feel like if i don’t i might die
guys i feel sick i think i just answered a rhetorical question with 100% sincerity
February 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
guys i feel sick i think i just answered a rhetorical question with 100% sincerity
whenever i need a little boost i just read my ebay buyer feedback
February 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
whenever i need a little boost i just read my ebay buyer feedback
i love cross-stitching but i fucking hate counting so you can imagine the stress i put myself through in my spare time
February 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
i love cross-stitching but i fucking hate counting so you can imagine the stress i put myself through in my spare time
told my 12 year old i have astigmatism and without missing a beat she said “no, you have a sigma ‘tism”
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
told my 12 year old i have astigmatism and without missing a beat she said “no, you have a sigma ‘tism”
i want to feel what people feel when they comment “who?” on a facebook post about a public figure. it must feel sooooo fucking good. the rush they must feel when they press send knowing they’re the coolest and most special person on the internet. i want that feeling for me.
February 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
i want to feel what people feel when they comment “who?” on a facebook post about a public figure. it must feel sooooo fucking good. the rush they must feel when they press send knowing they’re the coolest and most special person on the internet. i want that feeling for me.
another day, another iconic aussie chain announcing the closing of all stores and forcing me to say “wow, i thought they shut down years ago”
February 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
another day, another iconic aussie chain announcing the closing of all stores and forcing me to say “wow, i thought they shut down years ago”
science should figure out how to bottle the feeling you get when you put stuff you don’t want anymore on the side of the road and someone takes it. compound it into a pill you can take when you’re feeling down. what am i “on”? oh, just my trash being someone else’s treasure, babey
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
science should figure out how to bottle the feeling you get when you put stuff you don’t want anymore on the side of the road and someone takes it. compound it into a pill you can take when you’re feeling down. what am i “on”? oh, just my trash being someone else’s treasure, babey