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Jarred The Wyrd-Worker
@jarredh.bsky.social
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Gay witch, Norse Pagan, and getting increasingly progressive.
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A little humor for today.
A bunch of snowflakes insulting each other and wishing ill on one another. The caption reads "A nasty snow storm."
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Ah memories. 🤣
I respond to an announcement that the moon is waxing by saying "I hope it gets a Brazilian."
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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And here I thought she couldn't get any more adorable.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bella loves snuggling with her daddy!
My husband is laying on the couch and our black-and-white cat is sleeping on the left side of his chest.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Saw this one a month ago and felt it deserved an award.
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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In honor of coming upon yet another rapture prediction.
Don't want to help clean up the mess you contributed to? PRAY FOR THE RAPTURE! Rapture theologians: Escaping accountability since the 1830s!
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I've met so many assholes, I feel like I should be a proctologist.
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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I found this gem in my Facebook memories.
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Seemed like a reasonable answer to me.
Q: How real is voodoo and witchcraft? A: As real as transubstantiation and the prosperity gospel.
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Valhalla? Not a chance.
Nazis go to Níðhǫggr.
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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He's stretched out to take up as much room as possible
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Kash Patel can kiss my Heathen ass for having the gall to say this.

No member of the Aesir wants that racist, bigoted asshole anywhere near them.
September 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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This post from a couple of years ago has been getting a lot of upvotes lately.
Someone upset over "pride rocking chairs" at Cracker Barrel angrily announces they will no longer be "eating or pegging" there. I comment that Cracker Barrel is a family friendly business and probably don't want you engaging in pegging in the store anyway.
September 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Bite me, Bob. 🤣
Quote by Bob Hope: You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
July 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Sometimes, you just have to embrace who you are.
What do you mean "my evil twin?" I AM the evil twin!
June 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The thought of queer Heathens rallying around the path leading to Asgard appeals to me. #HeathenSky #PrideMonth
BIFROST BRIGADE Queer Heathens Unite!
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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HAPPY PRIDE! From a proud survivor of homophobia.
June 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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My fast Pride image.
T(hank) F(reyja) I('m) G(ay!)
May 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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A thought for the day.
Anything worth doing deserves to be done passionately! (Purple flame in the background.)
May 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Exchanges like this always crack me up.
Misogynistic Asshole: None of this will get you any quim, White Knight. Thank fuck you'll die alone Me: Considering I have zero interest in "getting any quim," I fail to see how this is relevant. But thank you for demonstrating what a disgusting person you are. (Also, happily married to another man for eight years now.)
May 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Right! It's the National Day of Prayer! Time to post this reminder!
"And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward." -- Matthew 6:5 (NRSVUE)
May 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Freyja and Odin don't typically demand that I do paperwork. 🤣 #PaganHumor #PaganSky
Quora Question: What forms do your deities usually take?
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I love this paragraph from “Pagan Roots” by @yaburrow.bsky.social. #PaganSky #BookSky #Polytheology
Pictured text: I am a relational polytheist. While the gods are important, because they are the consciousnesses of specific places and natural phenomena, they are not more important than the ecosystem, Nature, the Earth, and the species who share the planet with us. As a relational polytheist, I feel that it is necessary to focus on right relationships with other beings, starting with other animals, including humans, and with the ecosystem in which you live, of which the deities are the conscious emanations.
April 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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I opened my Kindle library this morning and found this waiting for me. #PaganSky #BookSky
Cover art for "Pagan Roots: Reclaiming Concepts of the Sacred," written by Yvonne Aburrow.
April 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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So glad Amazon is there to tell me how much a book I'm considering costs per ounce. 🤣
April 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM