Jarred The Wyrd-Worker
@jarredh.bsky.social
Gay witch, Norse Pagan, and getting increasingly progressive.
A little humor for today.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
A little humor for today.
Today -- like most days -- is a good day to say "FUCK."
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Today -- like most days -- is a good day to say "FUCK."
Eating cold cereal and peanut butter because running the microwave feels like too much work.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Eating cold cereal and peanut butter because running the microwave feels like too much work.
Ah memories. 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Ah memories. 🤣
Sacred stories should be a catalyst for dialogue rather than a means to make prescriptions and proclamations.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sacred stories should be a catalyst for dialogue rather than a means to make prescriptions and proclamations.
Bella loves snuggling with her daddy!
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Bella loves snuggling with her daddy!
Me to hubby: I can't tell which end that sound is coming out of. Are you groaning or farting?
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me to hubby: I can't tell which end that sound is coming out of. Are you groaning or farting?
Tomorrow is Halloween. I wonder if they'll take the Little Debbie's pumpkin spice cookies off the shelf after that. I've really been enjoying them.
(Do I get possessed by a demon for each cookie I eat?)
(Do I get possessed by a demon for each cookie I eat?)
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tomorrow is Halloween. I wonder if they'll take the Little Debbie's pumpkin spice cookies off the shelf after that. I've really been enjoying them.
(Do I get possessed by a demon for each cookie I eat?)
(Do I get possessed by a demon for each cookie I eat?)
It's that time of year again. Conservative Christians on social media are screaming about the "evils" of Halloween. I'd cry about this "war on Halloween," but I kinda like the fact that this means fewer people I have to share my candy with. 😆
October 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's that time of year again. Conservative Christians on social media are screaming about the "evils" of Halloween. I'd cry about this "war on Halloween," but I kinda like the fact that this means fewer people I have to share my candy with. 😆
I woke up from a long nap and am mostly recovered my trip to the office today. Thank the gods I don't have to go in very often.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I woke up from a long nap and am mostly recovered my trip to the office today. Thank the gods I don't have to go in very often.
I believe you can politely argue SOME people out of their toxic and hateful beliefs. However, I also believe there are some people you will NEVER politely argue out of their toxic and hateful beliefs.
October 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I believe you can politely argue SOME people out of their toxic and hateful beliefs. However, I also believe there are some people you will NEVER politely argue out of their toxic and hateful beliefs.
You know you're getting older when you feel like you need a nap after bringing groceries into the house.
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You know you're getting older when you feel like you need a nap after bringing groceries into the house.
"The true test of a spirituality is how does it impact people who are not members of that group, will never be members of that group, are members of a different group...."
-- Pastor Josh Scott, Gracepointe Church in Nashville TN. Quoted from "Community," the sermon given on 10/12/2025.
-- Pastor Josh Scott, Gracepointe Church in Nashville TN. Quoted from "Community," the sermon given on 10/12/2025.
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"The true test of a spirituality is how does it impact people who are not members of that group, will never be members of that group, are members of a different group...."
-- Pastor Josh Scott, Gracepointe Church in Nashville TN. Quoted from "Community," the sermon given on 10/12/2025.
-- Pastor Josh Scott, Gracepointe Church in Nashville TN. Quoted from "Community," the sermon given on 10/12/2025.
My attempt at humor for #NationalComingOutDay back in 2011.
If I was making this video today, I'd drop a few of the jokes since i realize they're problematic now. But I still appreciate my old attempt at being funny.
If I was making this video today, I'd drop a few of the jokes since i realize they're problematic now. But I still appreciate my old attempt at being funny.
National Coming Out Day Humor
YouTube video by Jarred Harris
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My attempt at humor for #NationalComingOutDay back in 2011.
If I was making this video today, I'd drop a few of the jokes since i realize they're problematic now. But I still appreciate my old attempt at being funny.
If I was making this video today, I'd drop a few of the jokes since i realize they're problematic now. But I still appreciate my old attempt at being funny.
Okay, why frogs? I mean, I love it. But I feel like there's possibly some deeper meaning or context behind it that I'm missing.
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Okay, why frogs? I mean, I love it. But I feel like there's possibly some deeper meaning or context behind it that I'm missing.
Question for other Heathens: Álfablót and Dísablót seem mostly set up for the gender binary. How/when do you honor ancestors that don't fit the gender binary?
At Álfablót?
At Dísablót?
At both? (Double Honor for enbies!)
Some other way/at some other time?
#HeathenSky
At Álfablót?
At Dísablót?
At both? (Double Honor for enbies!)
Some other way/at some other time?
#HeathenSky
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Question for other Heathens: Álfablót and Dísablót seem mostly set up for the gender binary. How/when do you honor ancestors that don't fit the gender binary?
At Álfablót?
At Dísablót?
At both? (Double Honor for enbies!)
Some other way/at some other time?
#HeathenSky
At Álfablót?
At Dísablót?
At both? (Double Honor for enbies!)
Some other way/at some other time?
#HeathenSky
Listening to this and loving it #WitchSky
Is Witchcraft Going Mainstream? | Interview w/ Thorn Mooney
YouTube video by ReligionForBreakfast
youtu.be
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Listening to this and loving it #WitchSky
Churches should start passing out rapture punch tickets.
"Survive nine failed rapture predictions, get the tenth one free!"
"Survive nine failed rapture predictions, get the tenth one free!"
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Churches should start passing out rapture punch tickets.
"Survive nine failed rapture predictions, get the tenth one free!"
"Survive nine failed rapture predictions, get the tenth one free!"
In honor of coming upon yet another rapture prediction.
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In honor of coming upon yet another rapture prediction.
Happy Thunar's day. In honor of that, hug your local union rep. (But only if they consent first!)
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy Thunar's day. In honor of that, hug your local union rep. (But only if they consent first!)
Happy Thunar's day. In honor of that, hug your local community organizer. (But only if they consent first!)
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy Thunar's day. In honor of that, hug your local community organizer. (But only if they consent first!)
I had a weird dream this evening. I dreamed that I was at a family function and someone asked me to say the blessing for the food. Before I could, someone else (a particularly nasty Christian Nationalist in the family) started praying instead.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I had a weird dream this evening. I dreamed that I was at a family function and someone asked me to say the blessing for the food. Before I could, someone else (a particularly nasty Christian Nationalist in the family) started praying instead.
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I found this gem in my Facebook memories.
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I found this gem in my Facebook memories.
Seemed like a reasonable answer to me.
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Seemed like a reasonable answer to me.