Jaret 🅱️
@jaretsfunnybone.bsky.social
Of upstate NY | I was on the radio once or twice in my day… @fredoniaradio
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Bruins Enjoyer. Mets Believer.
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Bruins Enjoyer. Mets Believer.
Low key a bad summer for hockey injuries. Roman Josi diagnosed with POTS, and now Alex Pietrangelo needing ‘bilateral femur reconstruction’ with ‘no chance of success.’ #yikes
July 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Low key a bad summer for hockey injuries. Roman Josi diagnosed with POTS, and now Alex Pietrangelo needing ‘bilateral femur reconstruction’ with ‘no chance of success.’ #yikes
Geekin on my Morgan till I extend my paycheck by $33M.
… *extremely loud incorrect buzzer.*
… *extremely loud incorrect buzzer.*
Morgan Geekie has officially signed a $33 million extension for six years with the Boston Bruins, per Chris Johnston.
June 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Geekin on my Morgan till I extend my paycheck by $33M.
… *extremely loud incorrect buzzer.*
… *extremely loud incorrect buzzer.*
Without Zdeno Chara, the last generation of Bruins hockey meant nothing. As for getting into the hall of fame, it was always “when,” never “if.” As captain of the Bruins his leadership went far beyond the bench, Inspiring players and fans alike.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
June 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Without Zdeno Chara, the last generation of Bruins hockey meant nothing. As for getting into the hall of fame, it was always “when,” never “if.” As captain of the Bruins his leadership went far beyond the bench, Inspiring players and fans alike.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Sturm was my hope for the coaching job in Boston. Hopeful to see where this goes.
June 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sturm was my hope for the coaching job in Boston. Hopeful to see where this goes.
Extending Sweeney is unfortunately the logical choice. He did tear the team apart, gotta give him a chance to put it back together.
May 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Extending Sweeney is unfortunately the logical choice. He did tear the team apart, gotta give him a chance to put it back together.
Biggest worry of the offseason out of the way.
May 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Biggest worry of the offseason out of the way.
Jets crowd bring an incredible energy that has always enamored me. Love that we get to keep them around for more.
May 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Jets crowd bring an incredible energy that has always enamored me. Love that we get to keep them around for more.
Sorry Monty, love ya but it’s that time of the year again…
May 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry Monty, love ya but it’s that time of the year again…
Just as the Rat Man planned it. Panthers vs Leafs in round two. Almost Like he knew.
May 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Just as the Rat Man planned it. Panthers vs Leafs in round two. Almost Like he knew.
Cam Neeley says the Bruins are going to “build back better.” Was fully waiting for him to follow that up with a ‘stronger than the storm.’
April 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cam Neeley says the Bruins are going to “build back better.” Was fully waiting for him to follow that up with a ‘stronger than the storm.’
“Chicken Jockey!”
April 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Chicken Jockey!”
Well deserved 7th player award for Morgan Geekie. Was able to turn a nasty start to the season around quite well. I’d be proud to put the performance under my belt if I were in his shoes. (boots? Skates?)
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well deserved 7th player award for Morgan Geekie. Was able to turn a nasty start to the season around quite well. I’d be proud to put the performance under my belt if I were in his shoes. (boots? Skates?)
Goodnight 2025 Boston Bruins Hockey Season. Smell ya later!
April 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Goodnight 2025 Boston Bruins Hockey Season. Smell ya later!
The number of hat trick 25% offs that David Pastrnak have gotten me are…. *cheff’s kiss*
April 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The number of hat trick 25% offs that David Pastrnak have gotten me are…. *cheff’s kiss*
At the onset, I feel it very reasonable to believe the Bruins can win this game.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
At the onset, I feel it very reasonable to believe the Bruins can win this game.
Ah! Bruins third period collapse, my beloved.
April 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ah! Bruins third period collapse, my beloved.
Hey, maybe the bruins getting blown out on seven goals in every remaining game could turn out to be fun! A ‘friends we made along the way’ type thing, ya know? Anyways, Mets tomorrow.
March 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey, maybe the bruins getting blown out on seven goals in every remaining game could turn out to be fun! A ‘friends we made along the way’ type thing, ya know? Anyways, Mets tomorrow.
I’m know Bruinsdom is rooting for them to tank, but I just want them to win one of these games, dude. Just wanna feel good about my team for one night.
March 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’m know Bruinsdom is rooting for them to tank, but I just want them to win one of these games, dude. Just wanna feel good about my team for one night.
Despite living in NY, the MSG network blackout always throws me for a loop. Like Rick Jeanneret is dead and Sam Rosen is retiring, who TF watches this network anymore lmao.
March 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Despite living in NY, the MSG network blackout always throws me for a loop. Like Rick Jeanneret is dead and Sam Rosen is retiring, who TF watches this network anymore lmao.
