jared
@jaredrandrews.bsky.social
Will I actually post here? Time will tell.
Lakers whites just know those jerseys with their complexion and the court just don’t mesh. It ruins the aesthetic they aren’t ducking the grind at all.
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Lakers whites just know those jerseys with their complexion and the court just don’t mesh. It ruins the aesthetic they aren’t ducking the grind at all.
Missed free throws can be traced back to Chauncey point shaving you can quote me on that
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Missed free throws can be traced back to Chauncey point shaving you can quote me on that
Blazers perimeter defense is feisty and it’s got me ready to act up
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Blazers perimeter defense is feisty and it’s got me ready to act up
I think Yang just killed an Italian
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think Yang just killed an Italian
I fear I may be too optimistic, but many are saying the blazers are going to win the championship
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I fear I may be too optimistic, but many are saying the blazers are going to win the championship
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The following teams MUST change their names: The Trail Blazers (colonialism), The Timbers (ecological devastation), The OSU Beavers (same), The UO Ducks (Disney) The Thorns (Bret Michaels), The PSU Vikings (pillaging etc),The UP Pilots (9/11), The Pickles (alcoholism), The Hillsboro Hops (same.)
July 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The following teams MUST change their names: The Trail Blazers (colonialism), The Timbers (ecological devastation), The OSU Beavers (same), The UO Ducks (Disney) The Thorns (Bret Michaels), The PSU Vikings (pillaging etc),The UP Pilots (9/11), The Pickles (alcoholism), The Hillsboro Hops (same.)
Last year’s game produced one of my favorite videos of myself and @tshegg.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Last year’s game produced one of my favorite videos of myself and @tshegg.bsky.social
I really want to believe that Joe Cronin has seen these photoshops
July 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I really want to believe that Joe Cronin has seen these photoshops
Went too hard at the Mississippi street fair and immediately spilled my Pink Pony Club on my shirt at karaoke
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Went too hard at the Mississippi street fair and immediately spilled my Pink Pony Club on my shirt at karaoke
WE ALMOST HAD A DOUBLE DUNK GAWWW
July 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
WE ALMOST HAD A DOUBLE DUNK GAWWW
Warriors summer league team is CHEEKS
July 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Warriors summer league team is CHEEKS
I’ve had my ketchup mayo lettuce sandwich today, how about the rest of Rip City?
July 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’ve had my ketchup mayo lettuce sandwich today, how about the rest of Rip City?
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Jared getting two separate compliments on his Creed shirt in the first half of today was not on my Independence Day bingo card
July 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Jared getting two separate compliments on his Creed shirt in the first half of today was not on my Independence Day bingo card
der are frauding out rn
June 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
der are frauding out rn
They really shouldn’t let me specifically buy more tickets at a beer festival
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They really shouldn’t let me specifically buy more tickets at a beer festival
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Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
May 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"
I sent Tyler to get drinks and he came back with Jäger on the rocks
May 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I sent Tyler to get drinks and he came back with Jäger on the rocks
I think I’m permanently a balcony-only guy at concerts now
May 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I think I’m permanently a balcony-only guy at concerts now
Uh oh it’s a fraud off
May 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Uh oh it’s a fraud off
That intentional taunting tech was sick as hell I’m not going to lie
May 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That intentional taunting tech was sick as hell I’m not going to lie
Letting Christian Braun do this should eliminate the Clippers from next post season, or at least lose a pick idk idk
May 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Letting Christian Braun do this should eliminate the Clippers from next post season, or at least lose a pick idk idk