Jared Paventi 🧂
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Jared Paventi 🧂
@jaredpaventi.com
dad+husband
abandoner of xwitter
syracuse.com restaurant critic
substack writer of things
pr guy
st. bonaventure alum
cny’s leading fake meteorologist
past bylines: deadspin, october, other defunct sites
my back hurts

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Hey! Thanks. Wait until next week when I tell the story about how I might die.
May 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My in-laws bought this book for my daughter's birthday bc they thought it was abt a girl + her dog. It's really abt a child trying to control her world as her parents divorce. They didn't realize this until my mother-in-law started reading it to her. (We're still married.)
Fred Stays With Me!
Fred Stays With Me! [Coffelt, Nancy, Tusa, Tricia] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Fred Stays With Me!
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May 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My 7-year-old was really annoyed at my voices for the goblins in her fairy book last night. It's amazing tones you can get out of your head when you pinch a nostril.
May 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'd like to think that it's part of the mix, but consider that the QBs already selected include a guy who has never met an INT he couldn't throw (Dart), one who is about as healthy as my dead dog (Shough), and another who was benched at least once last season (Milroe). The pearl clutching is...
April 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM