Jared Paventi 🧂
@jaredpaventi.com
dad+husband
abandoner of xwitter
syracuse.com restaurant critic
substack writer of things
pr guy
st. bonaventure alum
cny’s leading fake meteorologist
past bylines: deadspin, october, other defunct sites
my back hurts
linktr.ee/jaredpaventi
abandoner of xwitter
syracuse.com restaurant critic
substack writer of things
pr guy
st. bonaventure alum
cny’s leading fake meteorologist
past bylines: deadspin, october, other defunct sites
my back hurts
linktr.ee/jaredpaventi
Doing my part. @homefield.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Doing my part. @homefield.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
What would it take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing? This is what it would take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing.
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What would it take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing? This is what it would take to get me to watch the Four Nations hockey thing.
Tom Brady using Matt Gaetz’s plastic surgeon?
February 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tom Brady using Matt Gaetz’s plastic surgeon?
Roger Goodell in a t-shirt looking like an Everyman.
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Roger Goodell in a t-shirt looking like an Everyman.
Tim Winn, St. Bonaventure University
January 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tim Winn, St. Bonaventure University
Fax? Chuck Grassley might still accept a telegram.
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Fax? Chuck Grassley might still accept a telegram.
Fails the dope name test, but this mfer wasn't called Moose for nothin'. Daryl Johnston, master of the Dick MacPherson quick kick.
January 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fails the dope name test, but this mfer wasn't called Moose for nothin'. Daryl Johnston, master of the Dick MacPherson quick kick.
Kirby Dar Dar has entered the room.
January 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kirby Dar Dar has entered the room.
Wife: What’s the score of the SU game?
(I tell her.)
Wife: Aren’t those the same kids suing their coach? You’re telling me they’re playing harder for a guy they’re suing?
(I tell her.)
Wife: Aren’t those the same kids suing their coach? You’re telling me they’re playing harder for a guy they’re suing?
January 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Wife: What’s the score of the SU game?
(I tell her.)
Wife: Aren’t those the same kids suing their coach? You’re telling me they’re playing harder for a guy they’re suing?
(I tell her.)
Wife: Aren’t those the same kids suing their coach? You’re telling me they’re playing harder for a guy they’re suing?
Tonight (and every Dec. 21 going forward), the @nationalgrid.bsky.social building in Syracuse will be bathed in blue light as a solemn commemoration of the 259 souls lost on #PanAm103 — including 35 @syracuseu.bsky.social students and a couple from Clay NY — and the 11 lives lost in Lockerbie.
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Tonight (and every Dec. 21 going forward), the @nationalgrid.bsky.social building in Syracuse will be bathed in blue light as a solemn commemoration of the 259 souls lost on #PanAm103 — including 35 @syracuseu.bsky.social students and a couple from Clay NY — and the 11 lives lost in Lockerbie.
I always felt like I related more to night watchman w/an eyepatch Bryan Ferry.
December 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
I always felt like I related more to night watchman w/an eyepatch Bryan Ferry.
Saban in his generic mancave while Herbstreit coming to us live from the hallway on the Death Star where Han, Chewy and Luke rescue Leia in A New Hope.
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Saban in his generic mancave while Herbstreit coming to us live from the hallway on the Death Star where Han, Chewy and Luke rescue Leia in A New Hope.
Moved it to the top of my channel guide.
December 5, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Moved it to the top of my channel guide.
I drove home from Virginia Beach. Lotta podcasts.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I drove home from Virginia Beach. Lotta podcasts.
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and Cinephobe top my podcasts, and that’s no surprise.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and Cinephobe top my podcasts, and that’s no surprise.
I did not have a pink Pilates season or whatever my wife and daughter got. I did listen to a lot of Gin Blossoms though.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I did not have a pink Pilates season or whatever my wife and daughter got. I did listen to a lot of Gin Blossoms though.
@lakestreetdive.bsky.social was my top artist.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
@lakestreetdive.bsky.social was my top artist.
I listened to almost as many podcast as music.
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I listened to almost as many podcast as music.
A review of my Spotify Wrapped, not that you care…
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
A review of my Spotify Wrapped, not that you care…
Only one way to celebrate that Syracuse win. LAWRENCE WELL ON PBS!!
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Only one way to celebrate that Syracuse win. LAWRENCE WELL ON PBS!!
An hour, 40 minutes. Into a 20-minute rest.
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 PM
An hour, 40 minutes. Into a 20-minute rest.
She’s in (my sister named her Rhonda). 14 lbs at the suggested 6/pound, but I’m giving it 90-100 mins to roast.
November 28, 2024 at 5:22 PM
She’s in (my sister named her Rhonda). 14 lbs at the suggested 6/pound, but I’m giving it 90-100 mins to roast.
I used to document my prep of Samin Nosrat’s buttermilk brined turkey each year, but new platform, new recipe. Went back to a dry brine for 2024 and my 14 lb bird.
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I used to document my prep of Samin Nosrat’s buttermilk brined turkey each year, but new platform, new recipe. Went back to a dry brine for 2024 and my 14 lb bird.
Now that’s fucking funny
@miketanier.bsky.social
@miketanier.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Now that’s fucking funny
@miketanier.bsky.social
@miketanier.bsky.social