Jared Lagasse
@jaredlagasse.bsky.social
Scream into the void and they put you on hold
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Jared Lagasse
@jaredlagasse.bsky.social
· Apr 26
I'm just 3 Large Language Models in a trench coat trying to buy cigarettes and a copy of Juggs magazine
Five Flavor Fruit Punch or whatever the fuck that terrible metal band for white supremacists is called
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Five Flavor Fruit Punch or whatever the fuck that terrible metal band for white supremacists is called
I can't Belize it
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can't Belize it
Taking a fat spooky Halloween dump 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Taking a fat spooky Halloween dump 🎃
Beware the Tally Man 🍌
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Beware the Tally Man 🍌
Dear God please make me Chinese in my next life amen
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dear God please make me Chinese in my next life amen
"If aliens invaded Earth, what's one thing you'd show them to ensu-"
Shakira. I do not care what the aliens goals are. I will show them Shakira.
Shakira. I do not care what the aliens goals are. I will show them Shakira.
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"If aliens invaded Earth, what's one thing you'd show them to ensu-"
Shakira. I do not care what the aliens goals are. I will show them Shakira.
Shakira. I do not care what the aliens goals are. I will show them Shakira.
Thats how I hope to go. Vaped upon by a being I cannot comprehend.
October 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Thats how I hope to go. Vaped upon by a being I cannot comprehend.
In my Chinese cigarette era
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In my Chinese cigarette era
If The 3 Stooges came out in 2025, Shemp would be non-binary. Shemp is the perfect non-binary name.
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If The 3 Stooges came out in 2025, Shemp would be non-binary. Shemp is the perfect non-binary name.
Throw on your black Crocs. We're going to pick up fent chicks at the $uicide Boy$ concert.
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Throw on your black Crocs. We're going to pick up fent chicks at the $uicide Boy$ concert.
Reposted by Jared Lagasse
Puttin milk in the vape juice Wisconsin style
September 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Puttin milk in the vape juice Wisconsin style
The floor is inside. The ground is outside. Don't know what's wrong with you fucking people.
September 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The floor is inside. The ground is outside. Don't know what's wrong with you fucking people.
You ever look at someone and think "damn, it's a shame you don't smoke"
September 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You ever look at someone and think "damn, it's a shame you don't smoke"
The void ain't gonna stare into itself!
September 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The void ain't gonna stare into itself!
We use the DeLeval milker
August 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We use the DeLeval milker
Tom Cruise is just Xenu's little guy
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tom Cruise is just Xenu's little guy
"Dating and the Law of Diminishing Returns: Why You're Better Off Jacking Off"
By Red Alan
By Red Alan
August 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"Dating and the Law of Diminishing Returns: Why You're Better Off Jacking Off"
By Red Alan
By Red Alan
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
July 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Don't go, Jason Waterfalls.
Hating me is free and that's why broke bitches do it.
July 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hating me is free and that's why broke bitches do it.
Chinese Charlie Brown ft. Shenzen Snoopy
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Chinese Charlie Brown ft. Shenzen Snoopy