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I could take all these Christmas music stations seriously if they’d play My Morning Jacket’s “One Bog Holiday.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I could take all these Christmas music stations seriously if they’d play My Morning Jacket’s “One Bog Holiday.”
Happy Thanksgiving week!
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving week!
There’s no other person who I’d choose to, as one of the great poets of our time said, “get through this thing we call life” together. We said “I do” on Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007, and 6,575 days have passed since then. Each day we wake up and say it in ways great and small … again and again and again.
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There’s no other person who I’d choose to, as one of the great poets of our time said, “get through this thing we call life” together. We said “I do” on Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007, and 6,575 days have passed since then. Each day we wake up and say it in ways great and small … again and again and again.
There’s no other person who I’d choose to, as one of the great poets of our time said, “get through this thing we call life” together. We said “I do” on Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007, and 6,575 days have passed since then. Each day we wake up and say it in ways great and small … again and again and again.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There’s no other person who I’d choose to, as one of the great poets of our time said, “get through this thing we call life” together. We said “I do” on Saturday, Nov. 17, 2007, and 6,575 days have passed since then. Each day we wake up and say it in ways great and small … again and again and again.
The Wikipedia synopsis of Grand Funk Railroad is perfect. They’ve been telling us that for 52 years.
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Wikipedia synopsis of Grand Funk Railroad is perfect. They’ve been telling us that for 52 years.
I’m hearing actual Seattle commercials rather than Joe Buck spewing about an “oppo taco.” Something has gone horribly right with the MLB app.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’m hearing actual Seattle commercials rather than Joe Buck spewing about an “oppo taco.” Something has gone horribly right with the MLB app.
Bring on the Matt Rhule Era in State College, PA!
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bring on the Matt Rhule Era in State College, PA!
What’s a poster you had on your wall in high school?
June 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What’s a poster you had on your wall in high school?
If Wemby learns the Wu Tang sword style, it’s over for the league. 🥋 ⚔️ 🦇
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www.rawchili.com/nba/88757/
NBA star Victor Wembanyama reportedly starts 10-day seclusion practice at China’s Shaolin Temple - NBA
Photo: Screenshot from media reports
www.rawchili.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If Wemby learns the Wu Tang sword style, it’s over for the league. 🥋 ⚔️ 🦇
www.rawchili.com/nba/88757/
www.rawchili.com/nba/88757/
Dad heaven here on the back porch.
June 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dad heaven here on the back porch.
Everyone ready to be awash in Stephen A's tears tomorrow?
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Everyone ready to be awash in Stephen A's tears tomorrow?
Cooked up some fried donuts tonight, so I had to go the extra mile and create the Egg McDonut.
May 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cooked up some fried donuts tonight, so I had to go the extra mile and create the Egg McDonut.
I'm gonna freak ya here, I'm gonna freak ya there
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind, and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the jig-jig-jiggles in your behind
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind, and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the jig-jig-jiggles in your behind
May 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm gonna freak ya here, I'm gonna freak ya there
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind, and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the jig-jig-jiggles in your behind
I'm gonna move you outta this atmosphere
'Cause I'm one of a kind, and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the jig-jig-jiggles in your behind
As a Packers fan (and a much bigger NFL than NBA guy) I follow a lot of Bucks fans on here, so it’s kind of awkward to say.
But that was hilarious.
But that was hilarious.
April 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
As a Packers fan (and a much bigger NFL than NBA guy) I follow a lot of Bucks fans on here, so it’s kind of awkward to say.
But that was hilarious.
But that was hilarious.
"One Shining Moment" is an objectively terrible piece of music.
a bald man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"One Shining Moment" is an objectively terrible piece of music.
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March 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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When did Kirk Gibson become Sean Connery?
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When did Kirk Gibson become Sean Connery?
My favorite film genres:
5) War documentaries with British narrators.
4) 1980s action flicks featuring two future U.S. governors. (There’s more than one, I swear)
3) Epic Space Operas.
2) Concert films shot on Thanksgiving 1976.
1) “That rug really tied the room together.”
5) War documentaries with British narrators.
4) 1980s action flicks featuring two future U.S. governors. (There’s more than one, I swear)
3) Epic Space Operas.
2) Concert films shot on Thanksgiving 1976.
1) “That rug really tied the room together.”
My favorite film genres:
5. Funk music funk music funk music and some kung fu breaks out
4. Old war where I already know who dies and which side wins
3. Spaghetti westerns
2. Physical comedy where at least one stuntperson ended up in the hospital
1. Romancing the Stone
5. Funk music funk music funk music and some kung fu breaks out
4. Old war where I already know who dies and which side wins
3. Spaghetti westerns
2. Physical comedy where at least one stuntperson ended up in the hospital
1. Romancing the Stone
My favorite film genres:
5. Billionaires self-imploding
4. Subtext > context
3. You’re doing it wrong
2. You’re seeing what you think you’re seeing, but everyone around you is gonna tell you it’s not there
1. Val Kilmer
5. Billionaires self-imploding
4. Subtext > context
3. You’re doing it wrong
2. You’re seeing what you think you’re seeing, but everyone around you is gonna tell you it’s not there
1. Val Kilmer
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My favorite film genres:
5) War documentaries with British narrators.
4) 1980s action flicks featuring two future U.S. governors. (There’s more than one, I swear)
3) Epic Space Operas.
2) Concert films shot on Thanksgiving 1976.
1) “That rug really tied the room together.”
5) War documentaries with British narrators.
4) 1980s action flicks featuring two future U.S. governors. (There’s more than one, I swear)
3) Epic Space Operas.
2) Concert films shot on Thanksgiving 1976.
1) “That rug really tied the room together.”
Deconstructed Irish Car Bomb
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March 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Deconstructed Irish Car Bomb
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God bless this weather. Perfect “spring” day for some grilling ‘n’ Guinness.
February 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
God bless this weather. Perfect “spring” day for some grilling ‘n’ Guinness.
Just saw a Pete Holmes mention Kung Lao, and now I want nothing more than to play Mortal Kombat on my old Gameboy.
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just saw a Pete Holmes mention Kung Lao, and now I want nothing more than to play Mortal Kombat on my old Gameboy.
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Teams that have won three consecutive NFL Championships:
1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers
End of list.
Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.
1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers
End of list.
Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Teams that have won three consecutive NFL Championships:
1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers
End of list.
Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.
1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers
End of list.
Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.
I can’t be the first person to have thought of this joke, but is Drake doing the Grey Cup halftime next year?
February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can’t be the first person to have thought of this joke, but is Drake doing the Grey Cup halftime next year?
That’s a bad look early for the NFL trying to say the Chiefs aren’t favored.
LET THEM PLAY!
LET THEM PLAY!
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That’s a bad look early for the NFL trying to say the Chiefs aren’t favored.
LET THEM PLAY!
LET THEM PLAY!