when i describe my mother's dog's behavio(u)r when he tries to come into the office and I give him the u-turn hand gesture so he leaves again, i'm not saying he's smarter than the engineers on my team. i am saying he's smarter than the engineers on your team and the LLM you use to prop them up.

some gaming hosting provider/ad network is down and i am unable to trade my soul for power ups and dopamine. is this the internet jon postel wanted for us?

the little bit of frost on the ground is making it possible to see the dog's deposits in the dark.

another (two? in one smol time window? i KNOW!) big idea: that guy & especially his cronies are really damaging my perceived abilities as a doomsayer. i didn't predict exfiltrating all government payments data and shutting down NCMEC even tho both are obvious in hindsight.

i had a big thought tonight: maybe we got a new tim allen sitcom for the same reason we got a new government with that guy.

i didn't say it was a fully formed thought.

The NBA referees have sponsor logos on their uniforms now. 🤷‍♂️

laughingsquid.com/antidepressa... i thought i would be better at this, for reasons. i wasn't. but that does mean i have many more sets of side effects *and* stories about how they take their tea i can work through with various professionals.

i don't really know where to post this but if the Yankees play the Mets it's a subway series, so the Texas Rangers playing tge Astros is a dueling duallys series?

the feinstein hot takes on here are brutal. since they're mostly about the system, also well earned. but brutal.

i picked a "proof of haircut" photo for my profile pic here. i dunno that i have any energy to curate a better one.