*Sensing I'm about to tank the conversation but forging ahead anyway* "Yeah, it's like I was telling my cat the other day..."

Facebook/ig suspended me because someone is impersonating me. That’s pretty cool.
So what y’all gettin into over here?

I haven't posted a picture of my dog yet on bluesky. Meet Jedi. He uses my feet as pillows.

The day I join Bluesky everyone is debating whether they should go to Threads and I'm trying not to take it personally