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Jape58
@jape58.bsky.social
Hobby farmer & curmudgeon. SBA (Scots born Australian)
Slav Dunk
My sporting prowess............or lack there of !
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November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
– FDR

"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country"
– JFK

“When one of us falters, we all falter. When one of us rises, we all rise.”
– Barack Obama

"Quiet, piggy!"
– Trump
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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1/2
CBS and Paramount bow to a wannabe dictator—
gutless in the face of power, desperate to please.
They try to silence Stephen Colbert, but they fail.

Because we know what truthiness is.
Stephen lives it. Breathes it. Sharpens it into a blade.
He doesn’t just entertain—he exposes.
July 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What have Edward IV, Lionel Barrymore, Oskar Schindler, Ferruccio Lamborghini, Harper Lee, Saddam Hussein, Terry Pratchett, Jimmy Barnes, Ian Rankin, Penelope Cruz, my cousin Kate Cole-Adams and I have in common ? 🎂
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Perfection
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Meltdowns and opera uniting.

Please enjoy this lovely rendition of:

"Bitch, WTF"
April 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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46 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 14, 1979, "What a Fool Believes" by The Doobie Brothers reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Good morning Flutterbies.

Have a fabulous day
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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🖼️ 🚥
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Thought I'd give this platform a try as I, like many, am not happy supporting the one with the multiplication sign or Roman numeral.🤢
November 17, 2024 at 6:25 AM