Jante's Umarell
@jante.bsky.social
Social enforcement of Janteloven as decarceral #praxis
Militantly agnostic on all matters. AOC Socialist. 國破山河在。
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Long posts: http://janteslaw.substack.com
Militantly agnostic on all matters. AOC Socialist. 國破山河在。
http://dsausa.org/join
Long posts: http://janteslaw.substack.com
Next up - heretical gnostic text that will get me in trouble in NuDSA :(
October 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Next up - heretical gnostic text that will get me in trouble in NuDSA :(
Dang, it's like... one battle... after another...
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dang, it's like... one battle... after another...
I have weirdly opted out on a lot of the critical discourse on TP but rather than the memes (ie: driving around SoCal and noticing The Pattern) the thing that grabs me over and over again are these perfect behavioral observations he'll drop with no warning
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have weirdly opted out on a lot of the critical discourse on TP but rather than the memes (ie: driving around SoCal and noticing The Pattern) the thing that grabs me over and over again are these perfect behavioral observations he'll drop with no warning
A little, ah, a little...... something to read rn
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A little, ah, a little...... something to read rn
Up next, making a futile effort to get through this before it's out of theaters here
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Up next, making a futile effort to get through this before it's out of theaters here
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
August 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Now up at long last, the book that inspired the @. I will be a fraud no longer.
August 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Now up at long last, the book that inspired the @. I will be a fraud no longer.
I really thought I was "boss baby vibes"-ing it, esp given established thoughts on Lot 49, but there's a really vicious Ellroy parody in here lmao. Will return to Pynchon soon, having gotten the easy stuff out of the way, but for now:
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I really thought I was "boss baby vibes"-ing it, esp given established thoughts on Lot 49, but there's a really vicious Ellroy parody in here lmao. Will return to Pynchon soon, having gotten the easy stuff out of the way, but for now:
Anyway back to pynchon bc why not:
July 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyway back to pynchon bc why not:
Thread of what I'm reading, partially for accountability. Starting with what I just finished:
I got sort of inured to the tendency of conspiracy fiction to hit you over the head with the Political Import last year's Ellroy binge. Found the system focus and vagueness refreshing here.
I got sort of inured to the tendency of conspiracy fiction to hit you over the head with the Political Import last year's Ellroy binge. Found the system focus and vagueness refreshing here.
July 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thread of what I'm reading, partially for accountability. Starting with what I just finished:
I got sort of inured to the tendency of conspiracy fiction to hit you over the head with the Political Import last year's Ellroy binge. Found the system focus and vagueness refreshing here.
I got sort of inured to the tendency of conspiracy fiction to hit you over the head with the Political Import last year's Ellroy binge. Found the system focus and vagueness refreshing here.
This kind of take is so funny to me bc, I genuinely quite like living in rural areas - have done it before, hope to settle down there. But rn I can walk to 3 stores for different cuisines, one an asian supermarket at par or better than my local in Taiwan, and you want me to trade that for the burbs?
January 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This kind of take is so funny to me bc, I genuinely quite like living in rural areas - have done it before, hope to settle down there. But rn I can walk to 3 stores for different cuisines, one an asian supermarket at par or better than my local in Taiwan, and you want me to trade that for the burbs?
It was called ISO, actually -
December 25, 2024 at 2:22 AM
It was called ISO, actually -
thats right folx we're occupying the royal tennis court to proclaim a parliament, institute liberal political rights, and abolish the monarchy
December 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
thats right folx we're occupying the royal tennis court to proclaim a parliament, institute liberal political rights, and abolish the monarchy
First time I've felt an ounce of sympathy for the exec. If you cannot feel the shame, the indignity, of being erased from the earth by an "Idiocracy, a satire, has a lot to say about where WE might be headed,,, 🤔" guy you have no heart
December 9, 2024 at 7:28 PM
First time I've felt an ounce of sympathy for the exec. If you cannot feel the shame, the indignity, of being erased from the earth by an "Idiocracy, a satire, has a lot to say about where WE might be headed,,, 🤔" guy you have no heart
You're right spatially tho!
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
You're right spatially tho!
When you put it this way, yeah, this kind of person did run my college dems chapter and I can pretty easily imagine the 'colonels' of the Harris campaign thinking like this lpl
November 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM
When you put it this way, yeah, this kind of person did run my college dems chapter and I can pretty easily imagine the 'colonels' of the Harris campaign thinking like this lpl
Biked town and took some pictures of the United States before it gets towed away:
November 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Biked town and took some pictures of the United States before it gets towed away:
It's always fun to pick your head up from 'how many zionists can dance on the head of a pin' type debates and then see what the political movements that actually run the world are up to:
June 22, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It's always fun to pick your head up from 'how many zionists can dance on the head of a pin' type debates and then see what the political movements that actually run the world are up to:
Aaahahahahahah oh man, OH MAN
June 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Aaahahahahahah oh man, OH MAN
This is very much not to pick on OP (OQT?), but I think this mode of analysis is wrong. Presuming cynicism requires an underlying rationality. There are those people, but far more common and far worse are people who 100% believe a rapidly changing and mutually contradicting array of things.
December 5, 2023 at 6:30 AM
This is very much not to pick on OP (OQT?), but I think this mode of analysis is wrong. Presuming cynicism requires an underlying rationality. There are those people, but far more common and far worse are people who 100% believe a rapidly changing and mutually contradicting array of things.
