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Jan Pelorat
@janpelorat.bsky.social
Proud immigrant, soi-disant apolitical apanthrope, hablante de inglés y español, maths and physics geek, loving husband and father. All views someone else's, so blame them. Proponent of women in STEM.
I never really cared for David Cameron or Theresa May, but my God they look like actual grown-ups compared to the current political elites.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We could have funded the NHS with that money. What? Oh...
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Now I'm no legal expert, but I believe the legal precedent here is the reply given in Arkell v Pressdram (1971).

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The Reply Given in Arkell v Pressdram (1971)
This page concerns legal matters. If you are too stupid to understand this, then I suggest you turn off the PC and go and watch something more adapted to your level, like CBeebies, Jonas Brothers or J...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I love Spanglish porque soy British and my esposa and hija are Ecuadorian. Spanglish rules in nuestro casa.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Excellent Spanglish there.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The kids are alright.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Only 8? Amateur.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Man who is not British self-deports" would be a better headline for the swivel-eyed loons.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If OSL-LAX is on a single ticket, then connecting should be like an internal flight in the US, no immigration, security, or customs etc. Just get off at CDG and wander over to the LAX gate at your leisure.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My experience of European airports (Heathrow/Amsterdam/Madrid plus more) is that connecting is much easier than the US. I had a 3 hour plus layover in JFK last week and needed every minute of it. As long as the OSL-CDG flight is on time, you'll probably end up twiddling your thumbs at the LAX gate.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Big Everton fan, I believe. So double laugh for him today.
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Depends how quickly you can say "Mississippi" I guess.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sebastian's mother is thinking, "If I'd known what a stupid twat he would turn out to be, I would have gone on a round-the-world cruise with that money."

True story*

*That Sebastian is a thick twat, not that his mother really thinks that.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Looks fine to me
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If they've left purely because we have a Labour government, then I've a strong feeling that we won't miss them. I suspect many have left because the visa rules for bringing spouses to the UK have become impossible for most of the population.
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Given that the aim is to make a small section of the population live with constant anxiety and fear, I'd say the measures will be very successful. For RefUK, it's about performative cruelty, not problem solving. If the perceived problems were solved, RefUK would have no hold over their base.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
They're selling virtual snake oil now.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm flying Aer Lingus JFK - DUB in 5 hours. There'd better be a big fecking party on that plane. We'll even let the pilot have a Guinness.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
That noise might be JenBren exploding.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And wait until he finds out that turkeys are Mexican.
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's Christmas DINNER the big fucking calgie.
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
And tax policy
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Declared on the register of interests so "Within the rules."

The rules are shit.
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM