Janitorcast
@janitorial-koans.bsky.social
Inventing new words by combining old words. Resisting the Roomba onslaught.
Trash the rich.
#jAnarchy
#GOHJ
Trash the rich.
#jAnarchy
#GOHJ
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Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway.
@neatoday.bsky.social a national strike right now would probably be pretty disruptive to this administration.
And lobbying a DoE that owes its existence to teachers is a lot more effective than groveling to dogmatic fascists. just sayin'
And lobbying a DoE that owes its existence to teachers is a lot more effective than groveling to dogmatic fascists. just sayin'
April 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@neatoday.bsky.social a national strike right now would probably be pretty disruptive to this administration.
And lobbying a DoE that owes its existence to teachers is a lot more effective than groveling to dogmatic fascists. just sayin'
And lobbying a DoE that owes its existence to teachers is a lot more effective than groveling to dogmatic fascists. just sayin'
March 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
March 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
3rd person to comment wins a free sponge
March 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
3rd person to comment wins a free sponge
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I don't think I'm ready for immortality yet
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't think I'm ready for immortality yet
I don't think I'm ready for immortality yet
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don't think I'm ready for immortality yet
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It's like if you paid a Roomba to file your taxes, and it completely destroys your life.
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's like if you paid a Roomba to file your taxes, and it completely destroys your life.
If you can smell it, it's there somewhere
February 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you can smell it, it's there somewhere
It's like sweeping with a busted broom
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's like sweeping with a busted broom
When you clean something, it's good to remember that it'll get dirty again.
February 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
When you clean something, it's good to remember that it'll get dirty again.
Every day, new dirt replaces the old dirt.
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every day, new dirt replaces the old dirt.
Custodium (n.)
A psychological phenomenon characterized by anger and bitterness experienced by those responsible for the maintenance and cleanliness of a building, arising from a perceived lack of respect for their efforts in maintaining said building.
A psychological phenomenon characterized by anger and bitterness experienced by those responsible for the maintenance and cleanliness of a building, arising from a perceived lack of respect for their efforts in maintaining said building.
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Custodium (n.)
A psychological phenomenon characterized by anger and bitterness experienced by those responsible for the maintenance and cleanliness of a building, arising from a perceived lack of respect for their efforts in maintaining said building.
A psychological phenomenon characterized by anger and bitterness experienced by those responsible for the maintenance and cleanliness of a building, arising from a perceived lack of respect for their efforts in maintaining said building.
Janarchy (n.) /ˈdʒæn.ɑːr.ki/
A theoretical societal model wherein the conventional paradigm of centralized cleaning authority is rejected.
A theoretical societal model wherein the conventional paradigm of centralized cleaning authority is rejected.
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Janarchy (n.) /ˈdʒæn.ɑːr.ki/
A theoretical societal model wherein the conventional paradigm of centralized cleaning authority is rejected.
A theoretical societal model wherein the conventional paradigm of centralized cleaning authority is rejected.
When we clean the floor, we clean ourselves. A Janitor's soul is easily recognized in the reflection of burnished floor wax. Except if you're a Roomba, then you can eat my shorts.
#UnholyHockeyPucks
#GOHJ
#UnholyHockeyPucks
#GOHJ
September 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
When we clean the floor, we clean ourselves. A Janitor's soul is easily recognized in the reflection of burnished floor wax. Except if you're a Roomba, then you can eat my shorts.
#UnholyHockeyPucks
#GOHJ
#UnholyHockeyPucks
#GOHJ
A Roomba doesn't have charisma. It won't quip into your conversation with unexpected wisdom. It just slowly cleans your floor while running into every piece of furniture you have.
#GOHJ
#GOHJ
September 17, 2024 at 6:04 PM
A Roomba doesn't have charisma. It won't quip into your conversation with unexpected wisdom. It just slowly cleans your floor while running into every piece of furniture you have.
#GOHJ
#GOHJ
Once, I had to actually remove poop from a toilet so I could unclog it. I'd like to see a Roomba do that.
#GOHJ
#ahumanwilldoit
#GOHJ
#ahumanwilldoit
September 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Once, I had to actually remove poop from a toilet so I could unclog it. I'd like to see a Roomba do that.
#GOHJ
#ahumanwilldoit
#GOHJ
#ahumanwilldoit
September 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Not only are Roombas inefficient, they terrify pets and children.
September 17, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Not only are Roombas inefficient, they terrify pets and children.