Jānis Jöplin
@janisyoplin.bsky.social
Gays are not supposed to work in the summer. We should be enjoying the outdoors!
August 19, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Gays are not supposed to work in the summer. We should be enjoying the outdoors!
I’m afraid BlueSky is losing the battle. Twitter will survive a bit longer still.
July 16, 2023 at 2:59 AM
I’m afraid BlueSky is losing the battle. Twitter will survive a bit longer still.
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introducing my new app: Going Outside And Hollering At A Squirrel. We're in our second round at a valuation of $8 billion
July 6, 2023 at 1:09 AM
introducing my new app: Going Outside And Hollering At A Squirrel. We're in our second round at a valuation of $8 billion
The gay experience rends my heart apart. The pleasures and horrors come hand-in-hand. Can’t have one without the other!
July 6, 2023 at 1:10 AM
The gay experience rends my heart apart. The pleasures and horrors come hand-in-hand. Can’t have one without the other!
I’m finding out that 36 is when young gays start to call you “daddy”. Have gotten it so much more in the past week than before my bday.
July 5, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I’m finding out that 36 is when young gays start to call you “daddy”. Have gotten it so much more in the past week than before my bday.
Róisín Murphy’s “Something More” is profound. It’s true, I do want something more! She’s so wise.
July 5, 2023 at 11:09 AM
Róisín Murphy’s “Something More” is profound. It’s true, I do want something more! She’s so wise.
This Miami hotel lobby plays Loreen’s “Tattoo”
July 3, 2023 at 4:32 PM
This Miami hotel lobby plays Loreen’s “Tattoo”
Even the ads have ads in them!
June 30, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Even the ads have ads in them!
What the hell is going on in Gravity’s Rainbow???? I can’t believe my eyes!
June 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM
What the hell is going on in Gravity’s Rainbow???? I can’t believe my eyes!
Do you think Adam and Eve were romantically involved?
June 29, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Do you think Adam and Eve were romantically involved?
There needs to be an Oppenheimer jockstrap! Now!
June 29, 2023 at 12:44 AM
There needs to be an Oppenheimer jockstrap! Now!
You bet I’ll wear my Barbie jockstrap to the viewing!
June 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM
You bet I’ll wear my Barbie jockstrap to the viewing!
I want to become hot, but my injured knee won’t let me
June 27, 2023 at 3:11 AM
I want to become hot, but my injured knee won’t let me
Books are for stupid people. Me? I’m smart!
June 25, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Books are for stupid people. Me? I’m smart!
“The adult world, however, produces riddles of a different variety. They do not have answers and are often called enigmas or paradoxes.”
June 25, 2023 at 4:19 PM
“The adult world, however, produces riddles of a different variety. They do not have answers and are often called enigmas or paradoxes.”
Bawling, crying, sobbing. Hurt my knee and can’t get my back blown out at Pride. It’s so unfair.
June 25, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Bawling, crying, sobbing. Hurt my knee and can’t get my back blown out at Pride. It’s so unfair.
Do you think I could find an Icelandic husband?
June 25, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Do you think I could find an Icelandic husband?
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.
June 25, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.
I inhabit the space that I’m in right now.
June 25, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I inhabit the space that I’m in right now.
Gays’ place on earth is to have fun
June 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Gays’ place on earth is to have fun
What the hell is happening in Gravity’s Rainbow???
June 24, 2023 at 1:38 AM
What the hell is happening in Gravity’s Rainbow???
“Everyone’s so insecure here” I mutter as I walk through the club.
June 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
“Everyone’s so insecure here” I mutter as I walk through the club.
No one ever considers the struggles 6’4” tall Eastern European gays go through.
June 23, 2023 at 2:36 PM
No one ever considers the struggles 6’4” tall Eastern European gays go through.
It’s gay to watch TV
June 23, 2023 at 1:53 PM
It’s gay to watch TV