Five Jabs Janet
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〓〓 Cornish émigrée ranting a little less on: #WHUFC⚒ #BreastCancer #TheArchers. She/her. Swimmer. Knitter. 🕷️Omnia Feminae Aequissimae💪 Два слова. Two spaces after a full stop. Here prepping for bird apocalypse. [No posts? No profile? No follow.]
Me too, Jonn.
And then I remembered that I had this on my bedroom wall, so no wonder (later replaced by posters of a Peugeot 205 T16 and a very beautiful Steve Strange… don’t judge me, I had / still have a lot to learn):
And then I remembered that I had this on my bedroom wall, so no wonder (later replaced by posters of a Peugeot 205 T16 and a very beautiful Steve Strange… don’t judge me, I had / still have a lot to learn):
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Me too, Jonn.
And then I remembered that I had this on my bedroom wall, so no wonder (later replaced by posters of a Peugeot 205 T16 and a very beautiful Steve Strange… don’t judge me, I had / still have a lot to learn):
And then I remembered that I had this on my bedroom wall, so no wonder (later replaced by posters of a Peugeot 205 T16 and a very beautiful Steve Strange… don’t judge me, I had / still have a lot to learn):
I love yr a/c, really I do, but the retreat fm truly local news means that on morning of 3rd day fm Storm Goretti, over 8k *vulnerable* people in Cornwall still w/out power, while media coverage is pics of Plymouth bins and pretty snow in Birmingham (no one can b arsed to cover Cornwall, right?).
January 10, 2026 at 12:05 PM
I love yr a/c, really I do, but the retreat fm truly local news means that on morning of 3rd day fm Storm Goretti, over 8k *vulnerable* people in Cornwall still w/out power, while media coverage is pics of Plymouth bins and pretty snow in Birmingham (no one can b arsed to cover Cornwall, right?).
Years ago on a trip to Iceland, our tour leader introduced me to these (and I don’t do promotions - see my timeline!). Now in winter I walk confidently, upright, on ice and compacted snow, not only no falls, but also fewer aches from the tension of fear of falling:
www.blacks.co.uk/15893184/yak...
www.blacks.co.uk/15893184/yak...
www.blacks.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Years ago on a trip to Iceland, our tour leader introduced me to these (and I don’t do promotions - see my timeline!). Now in winter I walk confidently, upright, on ice and compacted snow, not only no falls, but also fewer aches from the tension of fear of falling:
www.blacks.co.uk/15893184/yak...
www.blacks.co.uk/15893184/yak...
Noooooo!
Egg slicer is deployed in my kitchen for slicing fresh mozzarella, even if I v rarely use it for eggs.
Egg slicer is deployed in my kitchen for slicing fresh mozzarella, even if I v rarely use it for eggs.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Noooooo!
Egg slicer is deployed in my kitchen for slicing fresh mozzarella, even if I v rarely use it for eggs.
Egg slicer is deployed in my kitchen for slicing fresh mozzarella, even if I v rarely use it for eggs.
In rural areas especially, where mobile signal patchy at best, vulnerable people are losing their method of calling for help. #StormGoretti #Goretti #PowerOutages
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
In rural areas especially, where mobile signal patchy at best, vulnerable people are losing their method of calling for help. #StormGoretti #Goretti #PowerOutages
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January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Very glad to hear it, Miranda.
Don't forget, if you ever feel the need again for some re-alignment, Clive does reiki.
#TheArchers
Don't forget, if you ever feel the need again for some re-alignment, Clive does reiki.
#TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Very glad to hear it, Miranda.
Don't forget, if you ever feel the need again for some re-alignment, Clive does reiki.
#TheArchers
Don't forget, if you ever feel the need again for some re-alignment, Clive does reiki.
#TheArchers
Imagine...
Feeling a bit stressed, overwhelmed by the festive season?
Book a reiki session at your friendly local "wellness" centre.
Arrive at session to find your practitioner is...
...CLIVE HORROBIN! 😱
#TheArchers
Feeling a bit stressed, overwhelmed by the festive season?
Book a reiki session at your friendly local "wellness" centre.
Arrive at session to find your practitioner is...
...CLIVE HORROBIN! 😱
#TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Imagine...
Feeling a bit stressed, overwhelmed by the festive season?
Book a reiki session at your friendly local "wellness" centre.
Arrive at session to find your practitioner is...
...CLIVE HORROBIN! 😱
#TheArchers
Feeling a bit stressed, overwhelmed by the festive season?
Book a reiki session at your friendly local "wellness" centre.
Arrive at session to find your practitioner is...
...CLIVE HORROBIN! 😱
#TheArchers
**don't know whether to Listen Again to soothe the nightmare by confirming it was in fact option (i), but risk in the event confirming (ii); or leave well alone and have another chocolate.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
**don't know whether to Listen Again to soothe the nightmare by confirming it was in fact option (i), but risk in the event confirming (ii); or leave well alone and have another chocolate.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I had to ask the Blueskyers if I'd heard correctly!!
But from that line, I was left with 2x poss mental pictures: (i) Clive receiving reiki (as de-escalation, maybe); or (ii) Clive a reiki practitioner, in which case the image of Clive laying on hands means I may never sleep again! #TheArchers
But from that line, I was left with 2x poss mental pictures: (i) Clive receiving reiki (as de-escalation, maybe); or (ii) Clive a reiki practitioner, in which case the image of Clive laying on hands means I may never sleep again! #TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I had to ask the Blueskyers if I'd heard correctly!!
But from that line, I was left with 2x poss mental pictures: (i) Clive receiving reiki (as de-escalation, maybe); or (ii) Clive a reiki practitioner, in which case the image of Clive laying on hands means I may never sleep again! #TheArchers
But from that line, I was left with 2x poss mental pictures: (i) Clive receiving reiki (as de-escalation, maybe); or (ii) Clive a reiki practitioner, in which case the image of Clive laying on hands means I may never sleep again! #TheArchers
Having turned it into a whodunnit tho', the SW need to respect the rules of detective fiction, please, so no out-of-character flips, culprit cannot be s.o. not previously involved (Clive), and cannot be the detective, etc etc
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Having turned it into a whodunnit tho', the SW need to respect the rules of detective fiction, please, so no out-of-character flips, culprit cannot be s.o. not previously involved (Clive), and cannot be the detective, etc etc
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
January 2, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Extremely healthy that the same platform shapes my country’s politics more than ever and is the only way to find out if my football team’s match is frozen off.
Yes. A previous poster on here noted last night how The Rural famously full of ambulances available on NY. But was the first 999 caller the culprit? Or is that too a red herring?
As to precise location, the caller cd have used #WhatThreeWords - which we cd all be familiar with, tbh.
#TheArchers
As to precise location, the caller cd have used #WhatThreeWords - which we cd all be familiar with, tbh.
#TheArchers
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Yes. A previous poster on here noted last night how The Rural famously full of ambulances available on NY. But was the first 999 caller the culprit? Or is that too a red herring?
As to precise location, the caller cd have used #WhatThreeWords - which we cd all be familiar with, tbh.
#TheArchers
As to precise location, the caller cd have used #WhatThreeWords - which we cd all be familiar with, tbh.
#TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM