jane h. stump
@janestump.bsky.social
🔞 lives in a fictional universe | she/her
💼 "detective" at Multiplanar Incursion & Customs Enforcement
🗺️ speakeasy, nv, usa, earth 1
🪄 xenomagic technician | snuffbait cop
💼 "detective" at Multiplanar Incursion & Customs Enforcement
🗺️ speakeasy, nv, usa, earth 1
🪄 xenomagic technician | snuffbait cop
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jane h. stump
@janestump.bsky.social
· Nov 7
dicks up where i can see them. police
a sex orgy really seems too complicated and involved for a casual situation. id prefer to work with a group that has a clear hierarchy and agenda
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
a sex orgy really seems too complicated and involved for a casual situation. id prefer to work with a group that has a clear hierarchy and agenda
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You can do everything you can and it will never be enough.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
You can do everything you can and it will never be enough.
Incredibly difficult to cope with hair triggers.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Incredibly difficult to cope with hair triggers.
also its illegal anyway but straight men summoning masc demons and then pikachu facing when they end up having gay sex is lol. lmao.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
also its illegal anyway but straight men summoning masc demons and then pikachu facing when they end up having gay sex is lol. lmao.
theres a really silly half myth out there about summoning demons and protective circles. okay sure. a properly imbued circle can keep out anything you didn't invite. however... if you summon a demon, you invited it. you wrote a check... and the universe is gonna collect buddy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
theres a really silly half myth out there about summoning demons and protective circles. okay sure. a properly imbued circle can keep out anything you didn't invite. however... if you summon a demon, you invited it. you wrote a check... and the universe is gonna collect buddy.
on the other hand maybe ill just lay in my bed and rot idk
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
on the other hand maybe ill just lay in my bed and rot idk
might fuck around later today and give strong opinions on the "just keep trying to get her pregnant" meme that we've had to live with since world war ii
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
might fuck around later today and give strong opinions on the "just keep trying to get her pregnant" meme that we've had to live with since world war ii
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
ufggh really not a fan of this pfp
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ufggh really not a fan of this pfp
apparently it is against policy to use anything that looks too close to ur real face.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
apparently it is against policy to use anything that looks too close to ur real face.
as. a certified monster fucker here, you gotta have your kill fuck marry priorities in order.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
as. a certified monster fucker here, you gotta have your kill fuck marry priorities in order.
older story.
The Angel of Rot - AspiringStain - No Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
older story.
when you are raised by crazy... you end up needing crazy when you grow up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
when you are raised by crazy... you end up needing crazy when you grow up.
yay it is time to work again
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
yay it is time to work again
starting to suspect my boss is an obama republican.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
starting to suspect my boss is an obama republican.
expressing feeling i dont want others to see? no thank you. happy thanksgiving fellow americans.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
expressing feeling i dont want others to see? no thank you. happy thanksgiving fellow americans.
gross. sad. what a world. thanksgiving too.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
gross. sad. what a world. thanksgiving too.
i wish alcohol was still illegal everywhere. i hate living in a wet city, especially now. all the losers with no families or the bigger losers who bring their families clog up the damn hub to get to the casinos while everyone else wants to get out of town. go bet on the lions, piggies.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i wish alcohol was still illegal everywhere. i hate living in a wet city, especially now. all the losers with no families or the bigger losers who bring their families clog up the damn hub to get to the casinos while everyone else wants to get out of town. go bet on the lions, piggies.
its thanksgiving at the dick sucking family factory where we're all family.
monday at the dick suckinf factory and theyre teaching me how to suck dicks. theyre making me sign paperwork and join a dicksuckers union. theyre telling me about the proud tradition of slibberslobber and were all friends & family here
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
its thanksgiving at the dick sucking family factory where we're all family.
truly this is the only way and without this certainly you are lost. said me for some reason
you literally have to act like a shounen protagonist, okay? never give up, find strength in your friends, keep fighting just because the only other option is to lose and you WON'T lose. you HAVE to act like a shounen protagonist. get mad, get passionate, then wield that passion like a fucking HAMMER
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
truly this is the only way and without this certainly you are lost. said me for some reason
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like i dont even begin to understand this and im not afraid to say it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
like i dont even begin to understand this and im not afraid to say it.
question for accelerationists. i have dyscalculia and i am struggling with the number stuff in cyclonopedia by negarestani. how important is it with respect to the rest of the book? bc the oil stuff is clicking but the number stuff is absolutely not.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
question for accelerationists. i have dyscalculia and i am struggling with the number stuff in cyclonopedia by negarestani. how important is it with respect to the rest of the book? bc the oil stuff is clicking but the number stuff is absolutely not.
my dad keeps telling me panera used to be good when i was 4.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
my dad keeps telling me panera used to be good when i was 4.