I should probably not hold my breath for that last one

I will curse your enemies to turn into a toad but I need you to buy me a whisky first

Jump scared myself by walking into my Grandmother-in-law’s bathroom and thinking there was some sort of four legged animal in the shower

Blessing the Bluesky with some cat content #devonrex #devonrexcats #cats #catyawn #funnycatphoto

I may have found no treasure at the Value Village just now but… this mysterious sticker was a treasure for my brain

#thrifting #valuevillage #barryharris

I just got “too sooned” on a Napoleon ad I presented today (actual photo of me and my script being interrupted mid dramatic reading)

I created this account back in the 1800s (or at least it feels like it) and suddenly it's become a thing so I'm feeling chuffed about my handle. Sorry to all the other Jane Murrays out there