Nigel Farage cares so much about the grooming gangs issue that he couldn't be arsed to turn up for the debate about it in Parliament yesterday.

Written a Xmas card a few weeks ago and can’t for the life of me remember who on earth they are 🤷🏻‍♀️🎄📝

Did AA just say in commentary in Q2 that “ball through court like a butter through knife” ?? #horizonseries

That Q1 was SO scrappy from both sides. SSH is def better suited as a GK. #JAMAICAvENGLAND. #horizonseries