Jon from the Car Phone
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Here for anything related to Steely Dan, Mets, Wizards, Isles, and shitty television like Survivor
Thanks Apple & Huffpost for this absurdly easy sleep trick!
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Thanks Apple & Huffpost for this absurdly easy sleep trick!
NYT Spelling Bee does NOT pass the Hawaii test
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NYT Spelling Bee does NOT pass the Hawaii test
Today’s MLB Qualifying Offer decisions got me interested in how the past 14 accepters fared, and well, it’s interesting!
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Today’s MLB Qualifying Offer decisions got me interested in how the past 14 accepters fared, and well, it’s interesting!
New slowest reply / longest time to respond to an email just dropped -> Took 20+ months , almost TWO YEARS, to get a reply back to an email I totally forgot I sent
October 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New slowest reply / longest time to respond to an email just dropped -> Took 20+ months , almost TWO YEARS, to get a reply back to an email I totally forgot I sent
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY: OCTOBER 11, 2015 us Wake Forest fans witnessed greatness as the Deacons DOMINATED the Eagles from Boston College!
This was Dave Clawson’s first road ACC win, and second ACC win (following the other 6-3 2OT burner against VT!)!
#GoDeacs!
This was Dave Clawson’s first road ACC win, and second ACC win (following the other 6-3 2OT burner against VT!)!
#GoDeacs!
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY: OCTOBER 11, 2015 us Wake Forest fans witnessed greatness as the Deacons DOMINATED the Eagles from Boston College!
This was Dave Clawson’s first road ACC win, and second ACC win (following the other 6-3 2OT burner against VT!)!
#GoDeacs!
This was Dave Clawson’s first road ACC win, and second ACC win (following the other 6-3 2OT burner against VT!)!
#GoDeacs!
Michael Winger and Will Dawkins, make it happen!
Bring Giannis to the District!
#FortheDistrict #DCFamily #WashingtonWizards #Zards
Bring Giannis to the District!
#FortheDistrict #DCFamily #WashingtonWizards #Zards
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Michael Winger and Will Dawkins, make it happen!
Bring Giannis to the District!
#FortheDistrict #DCFamily #WashingtonWizards #Zards
Bring Giannis to the District!
#FortheDistrict #DCFamily #WashingtonWizards #Zards
Damn I didn’t even try to max this out and got nearly the same value from my actual fandom
August 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Damn I didn’t even try to max this out and got nearly the same value from my actual fandom
Its just incredible though. I come back to this AB in the second inning. A 50/50 pitch called strike 3 on Lindor rather than walking in a run. Can’t catch a damn break at all
August 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Its just incredible though. I come back to this AB in the second inning. A 50/50 pitch called strike 3 on Lindor rather than walking in a run. Can’t catch a damn break at all
Admittedly not a Soccer guy ™️ but can someone explain to me why SAUDI ARABIA is in CONCACAF?
July 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Admittedly not a Soccer guy ™️ but can someone explain to me why SAUDI ARABIA is in CONCACAF?
April 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
PSA: If you are in line for a job, STAY IN LINE!
April 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
PSA: If you are in line for a job, STAY IN LINE!
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here!
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here!
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Jeff Probst says: GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
Survivor, the 48th installment, returns tonight.
Lets ride!
#Survivor #Survivor48
Survivor, the 48th installment, returns tonight.
Lets ride!
#Survivor #Survivor48
February 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Jeff Probst says: GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
Survivor, the 48th installment, returns tonight.
Lets ride!
#Survivor #Survivor48
Survivor, the 48th installment, returns tonight.
Lets ride!
#Survivor #Survivor48
So Spurs picking up another all star PG in adding De’Aaron Fox, seems like they got a logjam there and could use an elite forward!
Dawkins make it happen!!
#GoZards #FortheDistrict
Dawkins make it happen!!
#GoZards #FortheDistrict
February 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So Spurs picking up another all star PG in adding De’Aaron Fox, seems like they got a logjam there and could use an elite forward!
Dawkins make it happen!!
#GoZards #FortheDistrict
Dawkins make it happen!!
#GoZards #FortheDistrict
January 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pretty neat Francisco Lindor bobblehead for this season
Love the Cohen-effect sponsor here: “PRESENTED BY INVESCO QQQ”
Love the Cohen-effect sponsor here: “PRESENTED BY INVESCO QQQ”
January 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Pretty neat Francisco Lindor bobblehead for this season
Love the Cohen-effect sponsor here: “PRESENTED BY INVESCO QQQ”
Love the Cohen-effect sponsor here: “PRESENTED BY INVESCO QQQ”
Got a tear in my eye seeing John Wall getting love back in the district! Gotta be a wild night at Rosebar coming up
#FortheDistrict
#FortheDistrict
January 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Got a tear in my eye seeing John Wall getting love back in the district! Gotta be a wild night at Rosebar coming up
#FortheDistrict
#FortheDistrict
Just finished John Adams (2008) - excellent show, not the point..
The WHOLE second half of the series I kept saying “can’t believe this dude looks like Cousin”, “theres no way the timing works”, “dudes gotta be a cousin of Cousin or something”
Finally checked IMDb. Its Cousin.
The WHOLE second half of the series I kept saying “can’t believe this dude looks like Cousin”, “theres no way the timing works”, “dudes gotta be a cousin of Cousin or something”
Finally checked IMDb. Its Cousin.
January 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just finished John Adams (2008) - excellent show, not the point..
The WHOLE second half of the series I kept saying “can’t believe this dude looks like Cousin”, “theres no way the timing works”, “dudes gotta be a cousin of Cousin or something”
Finally checked IMDb. Its Cousin.
The WHOLE second half of the series I kept saying “can’t believe this dude looks like Cousin”, “theres no way the timing works”, “dudes gotta be a cousin of Cousin or something”
Finally checked IMDb. Its Cousin.
Some tent city b-roll footage shots set up for future miniseries The Beast in Me filming in Jersey City
December 2, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Some tent city b-roll footage shots set up for future miniseries The Beast in Me filming in Jersey City
Your Boss: GET BACK TO THE OFFICE FOR THE CULTURE!
The Culture:
The Culture:
November 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Your Boss: GET BACK TO THE OFFICE FOR THE CULTURE!
The Culture:
The Culture:
Lewis Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas swapping cars would make for a must-watch event. See if the champ can get the shitbox Sauber into the points while giving Valtteri a shot at some points.
November 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Lewis Hamilton and Valtteri Bottas swapping cars would make for a must-watch event. See if the champ can get the shitbox Sauber into the points while giving Valtteri a shot at some points.
George Washington crossing the Delaware (2024)
July 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
George Washington crossing the Delaware (2024)